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Is this scripted? Because even if it’s scripted, Roberta McCain still appears to be babbling nonsense like a 96-year-old hobo, which she is. What is this about giving John McCain 27 bottles of scotch when he was born? [YouTube]

Hillary Clinton’s big interview with that pinhead Bill O’Reilly airs tonight, but the transcript has “leaked” to the Political Internet already. And guess guess GUESS which terrorist religious guy they talk about? Hint: it’s not Donald Duck! MORE »

• Heard on the Hill: Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.) says “Condoms and teenagers work about 50 percent of the time.” [Roll Call]
• Lowdown: John Edwards and Russell Simmons got sweaty at the Jivamukti Yoga School in NY, continued on to Downtown Cipriani where they “discussed spirituality, how to end poverty, the higher self and other inspirational topics.” [NYDN]
• Page Six: Rudy Giuliani drinks 12-year-old Macallan scotches, tips 22 percent, is friends with Lindsay Lohan. [NYP]