Tag: scoops

NJ Sen. Bob Menendez Proves Old Truism: Dude, Pay Your Hookers

New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez, repeat after us: Pay your hookers. Pay your hookers. PAY YOUR GODDAMN HOOKERS. Maybe you thought $100 was enough for working gals in the Dominican Republic. If that is so, you should have told...

Win The Strip Club: How Mitt Romney Got Jenna Jameson’s Endorsement

News. What is it? No one knows. Total mystery. I’m a wire service reporter. I should have a good definition of it, but I do not. What will people click on and read and “like” on YouFace? That’s easy...

How Will Ghost Andrew Breitbart Haunt Obama From Beyond the Grave?

Prematurely dead Internet pioneer Andrew Breitbart was working on something major before he died, his unpleasant underlings told LA Weekly. Now there's video from CPAC of Breitbart planning a video (terror) attack that will Bring Down the Obama Presidency!...

Obama Out-Scoops Politico On Giffords-Opening-Her-Eyes News

Barack Obama's Arizona speech may have seemed like a way to "memorialize the victims" or "call for a new way for us all to treat each other" or "lead the country like a president does," but really, of course,...

‘Big Government’ Novelist-Contributor Has Biggest ‘War on Terror’ Scoop Of Decade, Until His Next One!

Ha ha ha, don't know how we missed this earlier in the week, but a thriller novelist named Brad Thor has been publishing major major national security Scoops at Andrew Breitbart's Big Government joke blog: "Late this afternoon Lt....

Bill Kristol Has A Scoop!

HA, Bill Kristol's column is like seriously not bad today. Hooray! This is because he writes about actual political strategy and not about how Obama is Hitler at the War Dildo. And he has a scoop, from his friends...