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Today’s Bigot: Al Sharpton

Portly pompadoured “shock jock” Al Sharpton said something provocative during a debate with Christopher Hitchens on Monday, causing much concern amongst those who pay attention to Al Sharpton. (Sharpton and Hitch are running against each other in the tightly contested campaign for “World’s Biggest Asshole.”) Read more on Today’s Bigot: Al Sharpton…
 

Mitt Romney Doesn’t Care For Mr. Spock’s Love Life

Mormon-Scientologist Mitt Romney (pictured here with The Joker) was down at Regent University earning a master’s degree in Pretend World History yesterday, and he told an audience of future Monica Goodlings all about a crazy land called “France,” where the ladies wear no pants and people only mate every seven years on their home planet of Vulcan. Read more on Mitt Romney Doesn’t Care For Mr. Spock’s Love Life…
 

They’ve Gone To Plaid

* It’s not the Scientology that Mitt Romney loves, it’s the Travolta. [The Caucus] * Hillary’s bad taste also in question: Does she only listen to the noise from Bono’s charity, or the shit his band puts out too? [Political Radar] * Former Abramoff crony turned U.S. Attorney refused to prosecute himself. [Wampum] * RIP Tom DeLay’s PAC. [Capitol Briefing] * Joe Lieberman is still as crazy as when you voted for him. [Horse’s Mouth] * Brooklyn congressman knows what he’s gonna do when the bad boys come for him. [HuffPo] * Gingrich and Hegel hang out with the unions, nonchalantly inquire about members willing to work for 10 cents an hour and no bathroom breaks. [Political Insider] Read more on They’ve Gone To Plaid…
 

Scooter Libby Loves Tom Cruise!

What’s a Bush Administration trial without a dose of Scientology? A trial without Tom Cruise, that’s what! According to testimony in Scooter Libby’s trial, he was super proud of having met Tom Cruise and former beard Penelope Cruz back in 2003. Cruise was in Washington trying to get L. Ron Hubbard elected as God, and Libby was more than happy to meet the tiny movie star. Libby wasn’t the only Bush Administration bigshot anxious to make Cruise’s dreams come true. Read all the xenutastic details, after the jump. Read more on Scooter Libby Loves Tom Cruise!…
 

Rumors On The Internets: That’s Not a War Face

* Scooter Libby is just another persecuted Scientologist. [Outside the Beltway] * John Edwards goes live tonight using same video chat software your favorite porn sites use. [John Edwards] * This thing doesn’t look like that thing. [C&L] * Bill Keller thinks your newspaper sucks. [Romenesko] * Nancy Pelosi has spendy outfits. [MoJo] * Hu Jintao is, apparently, the master of his domain. [Dean’s World] * Product placement in future SOTUs is a magic money teet. [Matthew Yglesias] * Don Sherwood is the kind of guy that would choke a woman and not have the common courtesy to make his hush money payments. [The Politico] Read more on Rumors On The Internets: That’s Not a War Face…
 

Gossip Roundup: Freaks and Geeks

* Heard on the Hill: Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr. makes every member of his staff turn in their resignation, then wait to be rehired… Rep. Mike Pence wore a flashy new suit! He’s running for Minority Leader, so a second suit can’t hurt… Isaac Hayes was on The Hill lobbying for the recording industry. Also, he’s a Scientologist. [Roll Call] * Reliable Source: Redskins owner/obvious bastard Dan Snyder will be attending Tom Cruise’s cult wedding… More Shelley Sekula-Gibbs, still no details on just how “mean.” [WP] * Yeas and Nays: As a publicist has already made sure to alert us, Eva Longoria was in town. She told a few jokes at a luncheon or something… Jim McGreevey might be on Joan Rivers’ new show, the Gay View… Freshmen Senators are stuck in the basements of Dirksen and Hart, Bob Corker and Sherrod Brown forced to share copier. [Examiner] * Under the Dome: George Allen’s sister Jennifer wrote stories even dirtier than Jim Webb’s… Alan Keyes, Rep. Chip Pickering (R-Miss.) and former Rep. Bob Barr (R-Ga.). are all in Borat… Senators-elect Sherrod Brown and Amy Klobuchar are former students of Joe Lieberman at Yale… Rep. Allyson Schwartz (D-Pa.) reports: Congress is like High School! [The Hill] Read more on Gossip Roundup: Freaks and Geeks…
 

WTF California

Pictured: Senator Barbara Boxer of California, announcing the Democratic Senate majority’s new “Forced Cult Marriages For All” initiative with brainwashed robot bride Katie Holmes.
 

THEY FOUND FOLEY!

Brian Ross’ crack team of Blotters has once again taken the Foley Story to the next level. He’s not with the Scientology space monsters at all! Former Rep. Mark Foley checked himself into the Sierra Tucson Treatment Center in Arizona two days after he resigned from Congress in disgrace, ABC News has learned. Lawyers for Foley confirm he’s been an inpatient at the facility since Oct. 1. Actually, nobody found Foley. ABC News just got hold of a press release from Foley’s lawyers (PDF) that says he’s in the program until Halloween, please leave him alone, etc. He could still be anywhere on Earth, and is most likely following the Old 97’s around the country. Read more on THEY FOUND FOLEY!…
 

Scientology Drops Foley

Mark Foley committed the grave sin of admitting his homosexuality, and Xenu is not pleased. All evidence of Foley’s meeting with the Clearwater Scientologists has been scrubbed from the official Co$ websites. But there’s still a cached version, and our original groundbreaking developing hard post remains in place. Scientology Scrubs Foley From Its Site [Radar Online] Read more on Scientology Drops Foley…
 

Battlefield Foley

Gay sex with children, underage drinking, gross e-mails and IMs, Congress, the Republicans, Macaca, rehab … you were probably thinking there was no possible way this story could get better. Oh ye of little faith, how about a heaping helping of Scientology? First, our trusty Scientology Investigator sent us this detail: Foley sent his “Gone to Detox Mansion” fax from Clearwater, Florida. Are there any rehab joints there that aren’t run by Scientology? Remember, that’s the same cult that says they can ‘cure’ homosexuality …. Let’s investigate, after the jump. Read more on Battlefield Foley…
 

Richard Armitage Opens Diplomatic Ties With Xenu, Galactic Confederacy

Richard Armitage, formerly of the State Department, is now more or less outed as the first guy to tell the first reporter who Valerie Plame worked for. Much, much, much more interesting: WTF was he doing meeting with TOM CRUISE the SAME DAY? Along with two Church of Scientology bigwigs? We demand the lapdog press look into this. Read more on Richard Armitage Opens Diplomatic Ties With Xenu, Galactic Confederacy…
 

Remainders: A Charming Pair

* President Ahmadinejad can send a mix tape with any songs he wants, all Bush hears in his head is the remix to that Outkast song — Bombs over Tehran. [Arms Control Wonk] Read more on Remainders: A Charming Pair…