Tag Archives: scientology

 

WTF California

Pictured: Senator Barbara Boxer of California, announcing the Democratic Senate majority’s new “Forced Cult Marriages For All” initiative with brainwashed robot bride Katie Holmes.
 

THEY FOUND FOLEY!

Brian Ross’ crack team of Blotters has once again taken the Foley Story to the next level. He’s not with the Scientology space monsters at all! Former Rep. Mark Foley checked himself into the Sierra Tucson Treatment Center in Arizona two days after he resigned from Congress in disgrace, ABC News has learned. Lawyers for Foley confirm he’s been an inpatient at the facility since Oct. 1. Actually, nobody found Foley. ABC News just got hold of a press release from Foley’s lawyers (PDF) that says he’s in the program until Halloween, please leave him alone, etc. He could still be anywhere on Earth, and is most likely following the Old 97’s around the country. Read more on THEY FOUND FOLEY!…
 

Scientology Drops Foley

Mark Foley committed the grave sin of admitting his homosexuality, and Xenu is not pleased. All evidence of Foley’s meeting with the Clearwater Scientologists has been scrubbed from the official Co$ websites. But there’s still a cached version, and our original groundbreaking developing hard post remains in place. Scientology Scrubs Foley From Its Site [Radar Online] Read more on Scientology Drops Foley…
 

Battlefield Foley

Gay sex with children, underage drinking, gross e-mails and IMs, Congress, the Republicans, Macaca, rehab … you were probably thinking there was no possible way this story could get better. Oh ye of little faith, how about a heaping helping of Scientology? First, our trusty Scientology Investigator sent us this detail: Foley sent his “Gone to Detox Mansion” fax from Clearwater, Florida. Are there any rehab joints there that aren’t run by Scientology? Remember, that’s the same cult that says they can ‘cure’ homosexuality …. Let’s investigate, after the jump. Read more on Battlefield Foley…
 

Richard Armitage Opens Diplomatic Ties With Xenu, Galactic Confederacy

Richard Armitage, formerly of the State Department, is now more or less outed as the first guy to tell the first reporter who Valerie Plame worked for. Much, much, much more interesting: WTF was he doing meeting with TOM CRUISE the SAME DAY? Along with two Church of Scientology bigwigs? We demand the lapdog press look into this. Read more on Richard Armitage Opens Diplomatic Ties With Xenu, Galactic Confederacy…
 

Remainders: A Charming Pair

* President Ahmadinejad can send a mix tape with any songs he wants, all Bush hears in his head is the remix to that Outkast song — Bombs over Tehran. [Arms Control Wonk] Read more on Remainders: A Charming Pair…