We're not doomed. Just closer to it.
Making children sick: It's all the rage!
One of the 'best people,' clearly.
Finally, someone makes a bold case for inaction!
Maybe he'd understand social constructs better if he read Foucault's 'Discipline and Punish.' Maybe not. Also it is your OPEN THREAD.
Time may not be a flat circle, but Earth definitely is. Or maybe a triangle.
The astonishing TRUTH will truly astonish you!
We guess t-shirts are 'Anti-Trump' if they say true things. UNFAIR TO THE PRESIDENT!
Poor Ben Carson with the broken brain.
If we were nice, we'd call these folks eccentric. Nahh. They're feckin' eejits.
A veritable cornucopia of Derp
Everyone's going to make so much money they won't mind the toxic water.
Science: What has it ever done for us?
Nice Time: Your public servants aren't taking kindly to this censorship stuff.
For some reason, we heard from a lot of people who aren't racists this week.
Special Deleted Comment Open Thread: I DARE You Fake-News Mongers To Refute This Pile Of Steaming Manure!
You can't handle the Truth! OK, fine, you can, but wash your hands after.