Tag: science

America's hero reserves judged to be running low

Astronaut, Senator, All Around Badass John Glenn Dies, Making 2016 Just A Bit Suckier

We actually could use some heroes about now.

Weather Channel Tells Dead Breitbart To Shut Its Dumbass Mouth

The Weather Channel does not take kindly to people using its videos to 'disprove' climate change.

Pope Francis Meets With Scientists, Urges Certain Unnamed Nation (HE MEANS US) Not To Kill Planet

When the Pope of Rome subtweets you, you should know you've screwed up.
The best way to read your Sunday NYT

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There's no war on women. Maybe some casualties, but no war.

Texas Defunding Of Planned Parenthood Improving Women’s Health By Killing Them

After massive cuts to women's clinics aimed at putting Planned Parenthood out of business, Texas now has the highest maternal death rate in the developed world. Yay! Still better than Sudan!

Trump Campaign Releases Laziest Dumbass Ad Of 2016 Campaign

Gosh, did Hillary Clinton get cheered for promising to raise taxes on the middle class? Sure, if you're a complete idiot!
In an undated file photo, Neil deGrasse Tyson gives the Wookiee salute popularized by Dr. Spock

Neil deGrasse Tyson Turns Twitter Feed Into Live Show, Sciences The Sh*t Out Of Movies

Neil deGrasse Tyson is America's preeminent nerd. He'd like to take you to the movies. And then remind you space is a vacuum, and the Death Star wouldn't go 'KABOOM!'
Always good advice for dealing with this guy

Donald Trump Thinks The Mafia Is Libeling That Nice, Safe, Healthy Asbestos. This Is A True Story.

You know what else isn't dangerous? Heroin. Try some today!
HERE IS SOME SEX ADVICE, YOU GUYS.

Rush Limbaugh Explains How That Big Gorilla’s Death Disproves Evolution, OBVIOUSLY

Who is stupider? Rush Limbaugh or the people who listen to him?

The 5 Best Times Obama Called Everybody A Dumbass In His Rutgers Commencement Speech

It's a pity he's too shy to say what he really thinks.

Get Ready For Your Closeup, Fraudulent Quacky Anti-Vaxx Doctor Guy! Your Snake Oil Bulletin

Greetings, screen fans! It's time once again for your weekly tincture of intolerable bullshit, the Snake Oil Bulletin! This week we're going to the land of Stars! Hollywood! It seems that the fine people of our nation's film industry...
Detach lower part of Sun at perforations

Science News! Planet Mercury Doing Cool Thing Today. Go Watch It On The Internet!

Don't look directly at the Sun or you'll go blind. Unlike that other thing you do that won't make that happen.

Antarctica Set To Drown Louisiana Dead By 2100, So There’s A Good Reason To Drink

Sad news about the global warming hoax, you guys. Turns out that the liberal scientists are so committed to their big lie that they're going to go down to Antarctica and melt all the ice, which will cause the...

Barack Obama Mentors Basketball Person Steph Curry In Sexxxy Sportstime Nice Time Video

Steph Curry, are you aware of him? He is basically the most incredible basketball player alive and if you are a fan of the Sport Of Hoops, this makes you either love him or hate him (or both). Like...

Sarah Palin Debates Cardboard Cutout Of Bill Nye, Science Guy, On Climate Change. Loses.

a href="http://wonkette.com/541213/bill-nye-expert-at-explaining-science-to-children-finds-it-too-complicated-for-a-creationist"Hey, wouldn't you just love to see Bill Nye debate Sarah Palin on the topic of climate change? He'd completely obliterate her, patiently taking her word salad, reducing it to its constituent molecules, and distributing them out into...
How is this helping the war effort? IT ISN'T!

Barack Obama Records 15 Minutes Of Science Teevee. WHY ISN’T HE KILLING ISIS???

a href="http://wonkette.com/580555/girl-scouts-show-obama-science-projects-he-did-not-build"One of the nice things the White House does every year is its Science Fair, which is usually good for some nifty videos of Barack Obama playing with a marshmallow cannon or meeting adorable Super Girl Scouts who...