Everyone's going to make so much money they won't mind the toxic water.
Science: What has it ever done for us?
Nice Time: Your public servants aren't taking kindly to this censorship stuff.
For some reason, we heard from a lot of people who aren't racists this week.
Special Deleted Comment Open Thread: I DARE You Fake-News Mongers To Refute This Pile Of Steaming Manure!
You can't handle the Truth! OK, fine, you can, but wash your hands after.
Of all the concerns a reasonable person might have about Donald Trump installing Rex Tillerson, CEO of Exxon-Mobil, as secretary of State, the fact that he might just love the environment too much is probably not one of them!...
We actually could use some heroes about now.
The Weather Channel does not take kindly to people using its videos to 'disprove' climate change.
When the Pope of Rome subtweets you, you should know you've screwed up.
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
After massive cuts to women's clinics aimed at putting Planned Parenthood out of business, Texas now has the highest maternal death rate in the developed world. Yay! Still better than Sudan!
Gosh, did Hillary Clinton get cheered for promising to raise taxes on the middle class? Sure, if you're a complete idiot!
Neil deGrasse Tyson is America's preeminent nerd. He'd like to take you to the movies. And then remind you space is a vacuum, and the Death Star wouldn't go 'KABOOM!'
You know what else isn't dangerous? Heroin. Try some today!
Who is stupider? Rush Limbaugh or the people who listen to him?
It's a pity he's too shy to say what he really thinks.