Tag: science

Mmmm, This Coal Water Tastes Like Freedom!

Everyone's going to make so much money they won't mind the toxic water.

THE RESISTANCE BEGINS … With All These National Park Service Social Media Managers GONE ROGUE!

Nice Time: Your public servants aren't taking kindly to this censorship stuff.

Deleted Comments: So John Lewis Got Hit On The Head That One Time. Big Deal!

For some reason, we heard from a lot of people who aren't racists this week.

Special Deleted Comment Open Thread: I DARE You Fake-News Mongers To Refute This Pile Of Steaming Manure!

You can't handle the Truth! OK, fine, you can, but wash your hands after.

Rick Santorum Is Worried Exxon-Mobil CEO Rex Tillerson Might Love The Environment Too Much

Of all the concerns a reasonable person might have about Donald Trump installing Rex Tillerson, CEO of Exxon-Mobil, as secretary of State, the fact that he might just love the environment too much is probably not one of them!...
America's hero reserves judged to be running low

Astronaut, Senator, All Around Badass John Glenn Dies, Making 2016 Just A Bit Suckier

We actually could use some heroes about now.

Weather Channel Tells Dead Breitbart To Shut Its Dumbass Mouth

The Weather Channel does not take kindly to people using its videos to 'disprove' climate change.

Pope Francis Meets With Scientists, Urges Certain Unnamed Nation (HE MEANS US) Not To Kill Planet

When the Pope of Rome subtweets you, you should know you've screwed up.
The best way to read your Sunday NYT

Wonkagenda: Monday, September 19, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
There's no war on women. Maybe some casualties, but no war.

Texas Defunding Of Planned Parenthood Improving Women’s Health By Killing Them

After massive cuts to women's clinics aimed at putting Planned Parenthood out of business, Texas now has the highest maternal death rate in the developed world. Yay! Still better than Sudan!

Trump Campaign Releases Laziest Dumbass Ad Of 2016 Campaign

Gosh, did Hillary Clinton get cheered for promising to raise taxes on the middle class? Sure, if you're a complete idiot!
In an undated file photo, Neil deGrasse Tyson gives the Wookiee salute popularized by Dr. Spock

Neil deGrasse Tyson Turns Twitter Feed Into Live Show, Sciences The Sh*t Out Of Movies

Neil deGrasse Tyson is America's preeminent nerd. He'd like to take you to the movies. And then remind you space is a vacuum, and the Death Star wouldn't go 'KABOOM!'
Always good advice for dealing with this guy

Donald Trump Thinks The Mafia Is Libeling That Nice, Safe, Healthy Asbestos. This Is A True Story.

You know what else isn't dangerous? Heroin. Try some today!
HERE IS SOME SEX ADVICE, YOU GUYS.

Rush Limbaugh Explains How That Big Gorilla’s Death Disproves Evolution, OBVIOUSLY

Who is stupider? Rush Limbaugh or the people who listen to him?

The 5 Best Times Obama Called Everybody A Dumbass In His Rutgers Commencement Speech

It's a pity he's too shy to say what he really thinks.