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  Bikini Kill

Stupid Swimsuit Model Does Not Respect The Gun, Should Probably Die

Over a Barrel
On Wednesday, you may recall, there was some gunplay in Canada, which was terrible and wrong because the shooting was done by a bad guy with a gun, who was then stopped by a good guy — actually a pretty awesome guy – with a gun. And people wrote all kinds of things about it on the Twitterbox, as one does. Unfortunately, one of the people who went and had an opinion about it was swimsuit model person Chrissy Teigen, who wrote the most OUTRAGEOUSLY INSANE thing about guns ever: Read more on Stupid Swimsuit Model Does Not Respect The Gun, Should Probably Die…
  and by slightly we mean slightly

A Slightly More Sober Discussion Of President Obama’s State Of The Union Awesomeness

Gentlemen, did you wake up this morning with a little extra pep in your Mr. Peepers? We sure did, because WE FINALLY GOT OUR PRESIDENT BACK! It’s like that awesome hopey and changey guy from 2008 snuck back out and sucker-punched the GOP right in the nards with like a million awesome words at the State of the Union! While we were busy snarkily drunkblogging the speech and the 43 GOP responses, we may have neglected to discuss with you, Glorious Reader, why President Obama’s speech was such a tour-de-force, so grab your favorite politilube, and be prepared to fap away to some motherfucking awesomeness.  Read more on A Slightly More Sober Discussion Of President Obama’s State Of The Union Awesomeness…
  a high school kid said it i believe it and that settles it

Socialists At Denver Post Cover Up Indisputable Fact That Arapahoe HS Shooter Was Socialist Just Like Them

OMG you guys! Did you hear the scandalous truth about how the Lamestream Media is completely covering up the fact that Karl Pierson, the boy who shot two students last Friday before killing himself, was a confirmed socialist? Thankfully, a whole bunch of wingnut blogs have the truth! Tell us all about it, Stupidest Man On the Internet: More media tricks… After thinking things over, the Denver Post decided to delete the fact that Arapahoe School shooter Kark [sic] Pierson was a committed socialist from their news report. This is from the original article: Thomas Conrad, who had an economics class with the gunman, described him as a very opinionated Socialist. “He was exuberant I guess,” Conrad said. “A lot of people picked on him, but it didn’t seem to bother him.” And, here is the updated article, sans “socialist.” Thomas Conrad, who had an economics class with Pierson, described him as very opinionated. “He was exuberant, I guess,” Conrad said. “A lot of people picked on him, but it didn’t seem to bother him.” Guess it didn’t fit their narrative that only right-wing Tea Party folks were the dangerous ones. Why the cover-up, Denver Post? Why aren’t you willing to report the FACTS, huh? Shouldn’t the shooter’s documented commitment to radical views be out in the open, so people can know the truth about the murderous agenda of socialism? Also, you know who else edits their articles without noting that anything has changed? Read more on Socialists At Denver Post Cover Up Indisputable Fact That Arapahoe HS Shooter Was Socialist Just Like Them…
  god damn it you've got to be kind

Nice Time: Good Guy With A Calm Voice Stops A Bad Guy With A Gun

Here’s an actual hero: Antoinette Tuff, a clerk at Ronald E. McNair Discovery Learning Academy in Decatur, Georgia, who talked Michael Brandon Hill into laying down his semiautomatic rifle and abandoning his plan to commit suicide by cop yesterday. Hill had come to the school expecting to shoot up the school and then to die in a shootout with police; instead, Tuff talked to him for an hour while teachers, staff, and 870 children waited in the locked-down building. Hill eventually surrendered and the school was evacuated; nobody was injured. Read more on Nice Time: Good Guy With A Calm Voice Stops A Bad Guy With A Gun…
  goonies never say die

Steven Seagal, American Hero, Trains Armed Vigilante Posse In Arizona

We can all learn from Steven Seagal, American hero, who just keeps giving and giving and giving and then when you think he can’t give any more, BOOM, there he is, magnanimously creating jobs for female Russian masseuses, and then POW, don’t look now, but there goes Steven Seagal, shooting at (illegal) Mexicans in Texas, and then BAM, there he is again, training an armed vigilante posse in Arizona! Steven Seagal: gift that keeps on giving. Seagal, a burly martial arts expert turned actor, guided 48 volunteers through various aspects of responding to a shooting, including room-to-room searches, and critiqued their work. “I am here to try to teach the posse firearms and martial arts to try to help them learn how to respond quicker and help protect our children,” Seagal said. Read more on Steven Seagal, American Hero, Trains Armed Vigilante Posse In Arizona…
  silver linings

Breaking: More Than 79 Million Children Come Home From School

In an incredible stroke of almost unanimous nationwide good luck, students of 67,139 of the country’s 67,140 elementary schools got to go home after school today, to their parents, or guardians, or whoever is in charge of them, and they didn’t really have a bad time when they got there. They may have been hungry, and there is a 19 percent chance they are in poverty, but children in every single state in the union got to go home today. Read more on Breaking: More Than 79 Million Children Come Home From School…
  crying also too

Here Is Barack Obama Politicizing Guns By Saying The Word ‘Guns’

Here, courtesy of DailyKos, is President Barack Obama almost able (not really) to get through his statement on the massacre in Newtown, Connecticut. Surprisingly, no reporters in the White House briefing room shouted a dick question at him as he moved quickly from the podium. We guess Ghost Andrew Breitbart and his new minion Matthew Boyle don’t have White House press passes. Oh, sorry, was that rude, or snarky, or politicizing or something? Go fuck yourself. Read more on Here Is Barack Obama Politicizing Guns By Saying The Word ‘Guns’…