Tag: school shooting

This must be the politest society in anime

Trump Announces Gun Plan To Do Absolutely Nothing About Guns (Except Ban Abortion, Probably)

Drug dealers won't be affected by a blue ribbon commission, but mass shooters certainly will.

Tomi Lahren Demands Liberals Stop Shooting Christians To Death With Assault Mockery

Tomi Lahren is a very tiresome young lady.

Nation’s Idiots Rush To Explain Why Florida School Massacre Isn’t About Guns

A Children's Garden Of Bullshit And Misdirection

How Could Such A Tragedy Happen Again After The Last Time We Did Absolutely Nothing?

Here we are again. One of these days we might even do something about it.

There Is A Problem When We Can’t Keep Track Of The School Shootings

This isn't what we hope for, no.
Campuses feel safer already

‘Oath Keepers’ To Teach America’s Kids How To Bum-Rush Gunmen, Resist Tyranny

Those Oath Keeper guys are really branching out! No longer content to wait for the chance to have an armed showdown with the feds over gold mines on public land, they've recently started boycotting Waffle House for not hugging...
Somehow this has become routine

Another Day, Another Campus Shooting: One Dead, Three Injured, Yawn

There was another shooting on a college campus Friday, this time at Northern Arizona University in Flagstaff (disclosure: Yr Dok Zoom's alma mater). It occurred at about 1:20 a.m., in the parking lot of a residence hall that houses...
'Hey, guys, everybody attack him. He...' BLAM!!

Ben Carson Beated Up A Robber One Time, With His Brain

Ben Carson continues his hilarious winning strategy of telling America that the victims of last week's massacre were a bunch of pussies, because who in their right mind gets shot? That's so lame. He has either refused to consider...
Mind: Blown

Rand Paul Will Save America’s Children With Some Stickers

Like every other Republican with grand delusions of moving into the White House in 2017, Rand Paul has no idea what to do about America's routine mass shootings. But, as with his fellow Republicans, that has not stopped him from sharing the creaking...
All the classiest offices have Kalashnikov lamps

Nevada Rep. Michele Fiore Investigates: Why Does Prozac Keep Mass-Shooting Everyone?

The Loopy Conspiracy Brigade has found a voice (again) in the person of Nevada State Assemblywoman Michele Fiore, who's calling for studies to determine whether psychiatric medications make people suddenly want to use their freedom-loving semi-automatic weapons to commit...
And a former thug. Grr.

Ben Carson Will Only Visit Families After Next Massacre If Victims Aren’t Such Pussies

Dr. Ben Carson has been sharing a lot of thoughts about the massacre in Oregon, and for a fellow who sort of faded into the background of the first two Republican debates, something about the murders in Roseburg has...

Sheriff Investigating Oregon Massacre Likes ‘Oath Keepers,’ Sandy Hook Truthers. Oh, Fun.

Since the horrific shootings at Umpqua Community College last Thursday, the Internet has discovered oodles of fun stuff about Sheriff John Hanlin, whose office is investigating the murders. For one thing, the month following the Sandy Hook Elementary massacre,...
Sad Jebbers is sadness.

President Jeb Bush Addresses Grieving Nation: ‘Stuff Happens’

If you've been wondering what President Jeb Bush, what with being a Bush and having all that genetic expertise on how to do presidenting real good, would do about the mass shootings we have every single week in America,...
GUNNNNNNNS!

Nevada Rep Michele Fiore Wishes Gun-Free Zones Would Stop Murdering Everybody

It's always a comfort to know that in the aftermath of a tragedy, people who don't know what the hell they're talking about can manage to make things a little bit worse. For instance, there's Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore...
We all know how this works now. Did we always know how this works?

Mass Shootings Hardly A Problem At All, Except Every Week

President Obama fumed at the numbing familiarity of the shock, the grief, the expressions of sorrow and comfort, and the predictable responses that what we really need is more guns. Rachel Maddow noted that Thursday's murders in Roseburg were...
Over a Barrel

Stupid Swimsuit Model Does Not Respect The Gun, Should Probably Die

On Wednesday, you may recall, there was some gunplay in Canada, which was terrible and wrong because the shooting was done by a bad guy with a gun, who was then stopped by a good guy -- actually a...