Fine then: What is your name? Do you know what your name is? CAN YOU ANSWER THIS QUESTION? [Oklahoma Council of Public Affairs]

Nothing says “I hate Real Americans” like going to a public school, learning how to read and write, and having some basic knowledge of what’s going on in the world around you. That’s why the elitist “schoolchildren” who took part in the Scholastic Election Poll are obviously in the tank for fancy educated smart guy Barack Obama. MORE »

Ohio State Rep. Matthew Barrett, addressing a high school civics class yesterday, inserted a memory stick into his computer and claimed to be shocked when a picture of a naked lady was immediately projected before the class. When police questioned Barrett about the incident, he said he got the stick three weeks ago from the state Library of Ohio. And he knew nothing at all about the entire directory of porn on it. [AP]