Play Hoops With Hopeful Obama!
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008![The door's closed, the light's out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard, and the jello's jiggling!](http://wonkette.com/assets/resources/2008/02/obama_basketball_africa.jpg" "The door's closed, the light's out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard, and the jello's jiggling!")
The high-school basketball star once known as “Barry O’Bomber” is now offering Indiana high-schoolers the chance to be humiliated by his graceful game. Hopeful children are encouraged to register 20 other children to vote, as long as they’ll turn 18 by the November 4 general election, and then a lucky winner will get to play some 3-on-3 with Barack Obama.
