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Tag: scary pictures

Mitt Romney Tries To ‘Keep Cool’ As Chris Christie Looks For Food

OMG you guys, Mitt Romney has a Flickr account. It is incredible. Here's one of the very first pictures that "caught our eye," oh lord. Mitt Romney, everyone! He has a Flickr, just like that Barack Obama did, back...

Single Photograph Will Keep You From Ever Thinking About Sex Again

Do you have a "pretend sex addiction"? Or, if you're lucky enough to occasionally be around people who drunkenly agree to have sex with you, do you lack interest in "real sex" because of the hot Internet trend of...

Can You Guess the Identity of This Monster?

Wonkette operative "Kris" wants you to have nightmares forever and ever, until you jump out of your (first floor) window and, uh, sprain your ankle. So she flipped over our gross picture of Sarah Palin's tattooed-on lipstick, and, well...

Barack Obama’s Monster Limo

America, meet your new presidential limousine, this scary-ass legoland 100-foot-long bumper boat. It is a General Motors Cadillac! The vehicle, referred to by the Secret Service as "the beast," will reportedly feature heavy armor that is at least 5 inches...

St. Obama of the Apocalypse

Whoa, jesus, New York Times, what are you people trying to say here, with this terrifying photograph of Barack Obama shaking his head with dignity as the world burns? Did McCain get the nuke suitcase? Oh noes!

McCain Family Cover Photo On People Will Sell Maybe Four Copies

After a busy two weeks of Palin family covers and about six months of Obama family covers, the trashy supermarket magazines need something new, yet still kind of political, because maybe that's what America is sort of half-interested in,...

Scary McCain Photos Will Scare You

Jill Greenberg is that photographer who takes pictures of monkeys and crying babies all the time, which was why she seemed like a natural fit for John McCain's Atlantic cover. But it turns out she is a big fat...

Ha Ha, You Voted For Him In 2000

Here's everybody's favorite Democrat, Vinegar Joe Lieberman, talking in that repulsive slimeball Holy Joe voice about the "advice" he gave Barack Obama, even though Obama is black.