Tag: saxby chambliss

Still the worst

GOP Senators Would Rather Not Talk About Torture, Thanks. Or ‘Torture.’

It sure would be nice if we could put aside our partisan differences for just one half of one second to agree that torturing people -- by, for example, raping prisoners with food, or, for another example, killing them...

Georgia Rep. Jack Kingston Pretty Fed Up With This ‘Research’ From This ‘Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’

In today's latest example of why primary elections mean that we can't have nice things, Georgia Rep. Jack Kingston (R-Waffle House) has decided that he is NOT losing his chance at Saxby Chambliss's Senate seat just because he once...

Dear Military: Please Stop Sexually Assaulting Ladies At Legal Conferences On Sexual Assault, And Everywhere Else

So we want to applaud folks like Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) who are fighting the good fight to stop all the sexual assaulting in our military. What’s the big deal, though? Can chicks just not handle a little afternoon...

Joe Wilson Wants To Know Why Obama Cares More About Gassed Children In Syria Than Benghazi & IRS Atrocities

In a desperate bid to be remembered for something even stupider than yelling "You lie!" about a factual statement in a presidential address, Joe Wilson used his time at Wednesday's House hearings on whether to blow stuff up in...

Politicians Welcome Chance To Discuss This NSA Surveillance Monster They Hid In The Basement

Over the weekend, various security officials and congresscritters were forced to go on the morning yap shows or talk to the press about the secret data collection programs exposed by the Guardian over the weekend. Some of them took this...

Georgia GOP Senate Candidate Paul Broun Fears IRS Papercut More Than Al Qaeda, Because They Are Same Thing

Do you cower in fear at the beginning of every April, with that fear intensifying until the middle of the month, when you have a nervous breakdown and open that Y2K bunker you stupidly built but now only use...

GOP: Rape Is Just Nature’s Way of Keeping Women Out of Military

Holy fucking shitbags, GOP, are you even trying to compete for the womyn vote anymore? If you are, you are doing a fantastically terrible job and it, and all libruls should just hope you continue talking right up to...

Bob Barr To Attempt Worst Comeback Tour Since Great White

Speaking of the resurrection of hateful twats, did you guys hear that Bob Barr wants to return to Congress? America had a very close call last year with the state of Georgia, when human-shaped fluffernutter Newt Gingrich came within...

Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss Would Like You To Know How Gay He’s Not

Republican senator and Vietnam-deferring uber-patriot Saxby Chambliss doesn't care how many of his fellow Republicans, like Ohio Sen. Rob Portman, come out of the closet to support equal rights. Saxby isn't going to change his mind, because he is...

Rep. Paul Broun Not Content With Making House GOP Look Dumb, Will Run For Senate Instead

The wait is over! After weeks of breathless anticipation (and one titillating Twitter rumor), Georgia Rep. Paul Broun has announced he is running for United States Senate, after an illustrious, storied career in the House that has lasted all...

Erick Erickson Asks Voices In His Head Whether He Should Run For Senate

One of the easily digestible Nuggets O' Conventional Wisdom to come out of the 2012 elections is that while Tea Party purists whose conservative purity glowed with white-hot rage often managed to win GOP primaries, that very ideological intensity...

Dumb Republican Senators Thought Osama Corpse Photoshop Was Real

Considering the Obama administration has made it clear they have not and will not release any photos of Osama bin Laden's corpse, most people would realize the fakes floating around the Internet, which are not even Photoshopped all that...

Unknown Hero In Saxby Chambliss’ Office Pens ‘Faggots’ Comment On Blog

In all the revelry over yesterday's successful filibuster against overturning Don't Ask, Don't Tell, somebody in Saxby Chambliss' Atlanta office was on the gay politics blog Joe.My.God. and came up with a unique solution to the question of gays...

WaPo Article Clearly Given Headline Before Reporter Talked To Saxby Chambliss

This article is basically great. Because naked penis/vag shower run-ins, it seems, are the norm! More normal than apple pie or baseball or Cleveland Steamers: "The private gyms are sanctuaries where lawmakers can huff, puff and disrobe knowing that...

Saxby Chambliss Thinks Georgia Looks Like *This*

Georgia slaveowner Sen. Saxby Chambliss recently participated in this thing from National Geographic, which "invited all 100 U.S. Senators to draw a map of their home state from memory and to label at least three important places." Most of...

Actual Confederate Owner Of Slave Plantations Wins Georgia Runoff

Ha ha, Jim Martin lost like a little gay baby, and now we know why Obama never campaigned in the state for him: his two-time Senate election losingness in the same election. "With 90 percent of the state’s precincts...