Merciful heavens, Meghan McCain has contracted the Consumption! And what folk remedy has her personal Obamacare physician prescribed? Leech therapy? A cardiac needle full of Demerol? Maybe a soothing oatmeal bath? Nein! She was maliciously instructed to devour pint after pint of disgusting Airborne juice. But it’s a good thing she got a second opinion from Dr. Twitter, because it turns out that Airborne stuff is just another hyped commodity Goldman Sachs tricked America into buying. Get well soon, Meghan! [Twitter]