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Gingrich Considers Suing Twitter For Ruining His Perfect Reputation

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

One of Washington’s “most influential Twitterers,” Newt Gingrich, and a failed RNC chair candidate, Saul Anuzis, are threatening to sue their favorite web-based application after noticing that one of its popular features can easily be abused to humiliate them. A pro-Employee Free Choice Act twat called “EFCANOW” has been tagging Gingrich and Anuzis to make them look like supporters of EFCA — they aren’t — which then alerts Gingrich’s 238,000 and Anuzis’ 8,000 followers to the EFCA’s message. Now they want to SUE because this is a LIE, on Twitter. This is hilarious. All of you active twats out there should follow Jason Linkins’ example and tag Gingrich with terrible things. “Join @newtgingrich for Nazi-themed gay child rape party @ his mom’s house,” etc. [The Hill, Huffington Post]


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Furious Battle Over Which Loser Gets To Run RNC

Monday, January 5th, 2009

Pyrrhic victory.Once upon a time there was an organization called the Republican National Committee, which was run by competent people like Ed Gillespie and Ken Mehlman. They helped win elections and stuff, until 2006, when Republicans suddenly stopped winning anything. Since then, a succession of nobodies at the RNC have helped make the party into the obscure Southern fringe group it is today. So which of six brave men will get to lead the party into further irrelevance in the future? MORE »


RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Tim Mahoney Is Faithful To Everything But His Wife

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008
  • The epic Gay vs. Mormon Civil War will now be fought–where else?–on Broadway. Gays have the home advantage, so Mormons will kick off. [AMERICAblog]
  • Floridian polyadulterer Tim Mahoney refuses to stop showing up to meetings he wasn’t re-elected to go to. He says he intends to “ride this out,” that is, until it gets clingy and wants to go out to dinner all the time. [TPMMuckraker]
  • Mostly embarrassing/formerly respected carpetbagger John McCain accused mostly embarrassing/formerly respected musician Jackson Browne of suing his campaign just for the publicity. Browne apparently put out an album a few months ago, as you are most certainly not aware. [HuffPost]
  • Bill Clinton says he’s game to disclose information about his charities’ financial backers–some of them foreign–should this be necessary for Hillary’s vetting. [Daily Beast]
  • Look at Saul Anuzis’ hilarious Twitter minutes about some meeting he realized was of course off-the-record. “My bad,” he Twits emoticonically. [Ben Smith]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Stevie Wonder/A BlackBerry Curve 2012!

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008
  • Frank Luntz made some depressing jokes about Blackberrys and Stevie Wonder and at the Republican Governor’s Beach Week thing. These jokes did elicit “scattered laughs”—which Ignited the Base—and therefore Stevie Wonder/A BlackBerry Curve will be your 2012 GOP ticket. [Jonathan Martin]
  • Norm Coleman’s finances are going to be investigated, illegal gifts in the late Stevensian style or somesuch; Coleman says he is “eager” to be probed. [CNN Political Ticker]
  • Sarah Palin will run for Senate, in the future or whenever really, like if there’s a special election. Obviously, immediately after Palin said this, the GOP Senatorial Committee denied that this is a possibility. [Politico]
  • The mystery of who said that illegal thing about Obama’s immigrant aunt is solved! But the identity of “the Bob Novak” will remain shrouded in secrecy, forever. [TPMMuckraker]
  • Saul Anuzis is running for RNC Chair, and he has a sign that manages to glow in the dark, on the Internet, to prove it. [Marc Ambinder]