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Lucky Jared Kushner Follows Double Rainbow To Pot Of Gold!

Nice of the Qataris to bail out Jared's family! In totally unrelated news, we'd like the Saudis to stop blockading them now.

What Do Michael Avenatti, Ice Cube, And Qatar Have In Common? They Are All In THIS DUMB STORY!

This story broke our brain so it doesn't have to break yours.

Trump Can’t Handle The Truth. Wonkagenda For Mon., May 14, 2018

Michael Cohen got a problem with the boss, the new US embassy in Jerusalem opens in bloodshed, and Trump gossips with Hannity like a couple of teenage girls.

How Stupid Was Trump’s Iran Announcement, On A Scale Of One To ‘Donald Fucking Trump’?

AMERICA IS SO GREAT AGAIN NOW, PROBABLY.

Hey Trump, YOU BEEN FUCKIN’? The Entire Internet Is Just Curious!

When was the last time Donald Trump got a lady pragnet? Was it late in 2017? WE ARE JUST CURIOUS!

Mike Pompeo Sworn In As Secretary Of Never Contradicting Donald Trump’s Foreign Policy Tweets

Finally, a secretary of State who'll roll over and do what he's told. Which will be several impossible things at once.
Gonna fuck you up!

Here Is Some Robert Mueller News, Because Trump’s Ass Wasn’t Itching Enough!

Late breaking news in the Mueller investigation, because that's something new and different!

Did Saudi Prince Torture A Guy On Jared Kushner’s Info? This Is Not ‘Good’

Did we not JUST FINISH a story about the weirdo Saudi Arabian/Emirati angle of the Robert Mueller investigation? We did! Here is another one!

Putin Is Watching You Masturbate. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 16, 2018

All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.
Gonna fuck you up!

Another Week, Another Million GUESS WHAT ROBERT MUELLER IS DOING Stories!

Fucking hell, we are already exhausted.

Steve Bannon Bitches About Jews, Jesus, And Jerks. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 6, 2017

Steve Bannon give Roy Moore a reacharound, Trump moves US embassy to Jerusalem, and Trump STILL doesn't get Person of the Year. Your Morning News Brief.

Roy Moore Raising Money From ALLEGEDLY Molesting Kids. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 10, 2017

Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.

Paradise Lost. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 6, 2017

Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!

We’d Tell Nikki Haley To Go Fuck Herself, But Instead We’ll Just Say Bless Your Fucking Heart

Should we be mad at Nikki Haley for voting 'no' on a UN resolution condemning the death penalty for gay people? Yes, or OH FUCK YES?

TRUMPCARE Back From The Dead! Wonkagenda For Monday, Sept. 18, 2017

TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!