Tag: saturday night massacre

Mueller Cranks Trump-Russia Up To 11. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 4, 2017

Mueller ain't fucking around, West Virginia sees red, and the all the Russia shit's going down on ... LINKED IN??? Your morning news brief!

Lo, Unto Us A Robert Mueller Trump-Russia Grand Jury Is Born!

Something tells us Robert Mueller's getting ready to fuck Donald Trump THE FUCK up.

Sweet Baby Jesus, Donald Trump Is Spooked!

It might be time to panic, America, because your president surely is.

Donald Trump Not Under Investigation Yes He Is No He Isn’t GO FUCK YOURSELF SHUT UP

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

And Lo, Unto Us A Special Prosecutor Has Been Given

Robert Mueller is on the case, and we're certain Donald Trump will calmly accept the legal process. You betcha!
Now here's a man who LOVES the Hispanics and their taco bowls

Trump Dinner: He Moved On Comey Like A Bitch, But He Couldn’t Get There!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH DONALD TRUMP?

Here Are All The Best (Pee) Leaks About Trump Firing James Comey In An INSANE RAGE!

Fuck the White House's lies, because the REAL TRUTH is coming out!

Let’s Liveblog Sarah Huckabee Sanders Lying About Comey Firing, Just Like Daddy Taught Her!

Sean Spicer has the day off, because he's washing his grundle or something.

Is Your Dick Republican Senator On This List Being Vaguely ‘Good’ About Comey Firing? A List!

HEYO! Some Republicans are being halfway decent about the James Comey firing. IS YOUR REPUBLICAN BEING GOOD?

Donald Trump And His Minions Must Think We’re REAL Fucking Stupid

Trump idiots just can't understand why Democrats aren't APPLAUDING him for firing James Comey!

Pussy Trump Fires FBI Director James Comey For Failure To BOW DOWN

TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA!