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Spend A Saturday Battling Random Strangers With Cardboard Tubes!

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Have you heard of this secret society called the Cardboard Tube Fighting League? They plan on infiltrating the National Mall on July 26 for some good old-fashioned papergoods warfare, and they will take all comers. How much would you pay to engage in this exciting activity? Several hundred dollars, you say? Joke’s on you, suckers, it is FREE. MORE »


Senate to Convene on Day You Have Off For First Time in History

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

Harry Reid decided that Nancy Pelosi and Steny Hoyer did a better job with this whole “symbollically opposing the President” thing than the Senate could manage, so he’s scrapping their non-binding resolution for the House’s. The House, of course, won’t be voting until Friday at midnight. So the Senate will vote on whether to vote on the House’s bill on Saturday. MORE »