Last year the Republican National Committee redefined humor forever with their amazing Valentine’s Day cards. These cards showcased Democratic sexpots Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton imploring voters to have sex with them, constantly, and also raise taxes. This year, they have taken things one step further and devolved into full-on pornography. Come and look! Look and come! MORE »

Here is the new New Yorker cover of Entertainment Weekly featuring your two pretend satire boyfriends, Colbert and Stewart. Is this one of their many jokes, this offensive SMUT? DON’T THEY KNOW THAT THE STUPIDS WON’T UNDERSTAND THE JOKE? Blah blah blah. [Entertainment Weekly]

Faithful reader Sean spotted this intrepid protester outside the McPherson Square metro this morning. The lady is quite upset about the administration’s plans to re-hang Saddam “Suddan” Hussein — plans she presumably read about in The Onion.

U.S. To Re-Hang Saddam Hussein [The Onion]

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In this WH pool report, the President views the hurricane’s path from AF1 and waxes profound:

“It’s devastating,” POTUS said as he watched, according to Scott McClellan. “It’s got to be doubly devastating on the ground.”

“Strike that,” he continued. “It’s like devastating times a hundred. . . . No, no, no, wait: Devastating to infinity.” He paused and added, “Infinity plus one.” Later, Bush was heard to observe that Katrina’s effects were “ginormous.”

Full report after the jump.

President Bush pauses aftering having a first-hand look from the window of Air Force One of the damage to New Orleans [AP]

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