The good news is that new unemployment claims were down a bit from the previous terrible week. The bad news is that there were more new jobless people than dumb economists had predicted. The worse news is that we now have 6.66 million people getting unemployment benefits, which proves the Devil is not only a true thing, but He’s here in America, having fun. Oh also millions more have just completely given up even looking for work, and their unemployment payments ran out long ago. [Bloomberg]

Lots of us will be going to the movies this weekend, but sometimes it’s hard to pick the one that won’t turn little Billy into a hairdresser, or one which won’t fill little Sally’s head with radical thought of satanism, Islam and belly shirts. Could one use, you wonder, the new Pirates of the Caribbean sequel to learn imortant lessons about Jesus and God’s love? Heck, is the Pope a Nazi? Of course you can! MORE »