Tag: satan

A member of an Idaho faith-healing cult told state legislators he won't follow a proposed law requiring parents to get medical help for sick children, because medicine is of the Devil.

At the RNC Tuesday, Ben Carson took a little time away from his prepared text to explain that Hillary Clinton is an acolyte of a man who literally worshiped Satan. We can't say we agree 100 percent with his police work there.

Good Morning, wonkers! Here are some of the stories that may grace the pages of your Wonkette today! Donald Trump officially became the Republican...

Proctor and Gamble is gettin' sued for firing a lady for being pregnant.

You know there is that thing called "gay Republicans"? Yeah, it's pretty weird to us too. It's like, "Oh you only vote that way...

Let's talk about Ted Cruz's wet spots. Oh yeah baby, he has some. He's not Lyin' Ted anymore. Now we have to call him...

Hey, Jesus Lovers, OMG OMG OMG, are you so excited about watching TV tonight? No, not the primaries! What are you, some kind of...

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! It's time for your weekly top ten list, where we (SPOILER!) count down the top ten stories of...

Last weekend, 13 bald eagles were found dead at a farm in Maryland. Now, most people, upon hearing that, would likely assume one of three...

Haha those Bundy Oregon militia snotweasel dicknose brats finally have something in common with REAL terrorists. Whereas Osama bin Laden's al Qaeda organization liked...

Greetings, friends and loved ones, and welcome back to the Snake Oil Bulletin! Did you happen to catch the Annual Sportsball Faire last weekend?...

Guten Morgen, Wonkers, WTF does that headline even mean? Did Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz actually have a caucus with Satan at the Olive...

Oh hey, look, One Million Moms, aka Seventeen Angry Dipsticks, is back! They're still mad about Fox's TV show "Lucifer," like they were before, but...

Oh how terrible, it seems that Donald Trump's existence continues to tear the Republican Party asunder, we are so deeply sorry about how hard...

You know that thing when you're being persecuted by the homosexuals, and you've been fighting and fighting (and getting awards from the Family Research...

President Obama took a moment during a press conference in Paris, where he's saying global warming lies in a French accent with his other presidenting buddies,...

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