Tag: sasha obama

Guess The Trump Kids Aren’t ALLOWED To Swing On The Swingset

Why did Donald Trump reject Obama's nice offer to leave Malia and Sasha's play set for the Trump kids?

Hot Damn Those Beautiful Obama Women! Your Friday Night Open Thread

You don't have to go home, and you can stay here!

Ask Wonkette: Can Melon Trump Indeed Sue For Rose Words About Her Son?

Wonkette helpfully answers readers' questions, helpfully.

Here Is Barack Obama’s Final Turkey Pardon And Festival Of Dad Jokes

We miss you already, Barry.

Barack Obama Has A Message About Hillary Clinton For YOU DUMB BOYS

LISTEN UP, MENFOLK OF AMERICA!

Old Handsome Joe Biden Might Be Hillary’s Secretary Of State, Which Would Be A Big F*ckin’ Deal!

SOURCES SAY Joe Biden is at the top of Hillary's short list for State. Make it so, Hillz!
You have GOT to be freaking kidding me.

Let’s Celebrate Hillary Clinton’s Birthday, By Watching Her LOL At Donald Trump!

Let's see how Hillary Clinton is spending her 69th birthday!
Tanned, Rested, and Ready

These Are The Songs Sexxxy Obama Listens To When He’s Pumping His Sex Body

BONUS VIDEO: Obama texting like a 16-year-old girl!

Who Wouldn’t Want To Share A Blanket Fort With Michelle Obama And Stephen Colbert?

Everything about Michelle Obama's appearance on Colbert was AMAZING.

Your Weekly Top Ten Cannot Even Handle This Video Of Wonkette Baby Dressed As A Zebra

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Just the unborn kind though

Bob Woodward So Tired Of How Both Sides Are Exactly As Bad As Donald Trump

Great Journalist Bob Woodward has thoughts about The Tone.
"I'm just a girl in the world" - No Doubt (1995)

Sasha Obama Takes Job From Real American

Good news on the labor front this week. Not only are we in the midst of a record 77 consecutive months of job growth, but real wages are also going up. That's excellent and overdue. While conservatives complain about...

President Obama Loves The Ladies, In The Feminist Type Way

Take a moment to bask in the knowledge that yes, for real, this is our president.