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Ann Coulter Says It Is Now Time To ‘Go After’ The Obama Children
Despite steadfastly declaring a year ago that if people nominated Mitt Romney to be president, “we’ll lose,” fervent Mitt Romney supporter and reluctant believer in math Ann Coulter has now decided that in order for loser Mitt to lose slightly less appallingly, his supporters and the undecided tens of millions on the right must “go [...]
Tina Brown’s Internet Tendency Wants You To Know That Sasha Obama Is a ‘Fashion Icon’
What we really need is for someone to break down the cost of things Sasha Obama wears and where to get them, because she is nine years old. Thankfully, we have The Daily Beast. “The affordability of Sasha’s clothes, according to Mary Tomer, ‘makes Mrs. Obama and Sasha Obama all the more relatable.’ She says [...]
The Obamas & Bidens Went To Some Children’s Basketball Game!
Boy howdy, the whole gang went out to rich Chevy Chase, Maryland, to watch a Sasha Obama/”Maisy Biden” (alleged grandaughter) basketball game, jus’ like normal folks. But then a Space Monster came out and ate all the children! “Fucker’s at least 600, 700 pounds,” Joe Biden said. “Is anyone paying attention to me? JESUS…” [White [...]
White House To Press: Pls Do Not Stalk Obama Girls
Because there is no news this August except for the news about the moral and physical decline of America due to Death Panel rationing, an increasingly bored press corps turns to the Obama family for succor. “Enh, there’s this bit about Michelle and her shorts,” they say to each other, and that’s good for a [...]
Moonie Times Considers Wire Photo ‘Relevant Enough’ For Story
Ha ha ha, everyone gets a good laugh when newspaper design people make weird placement choices. Look at the Washington Times here: its website shows a photo of the Obama kids — probably the click-thru is a story about how cute they are! — right above a different article about Chicago children being murdered all [...]
Here’s Your Creepy Bald Dog, Obama Girls!
Oh, you want a dog? Here is a dog for you, straight from the fires of HELL. You can dress it up in a sweater and some lipstick, and it will look exactly like Liz Taylor. This is a Peruvian Hairless dog, ancient pet of the Incas. It is prone to acne and blackheads. Some [...]
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Barack Obama Found On Mysterious Beach!
by Jim Newell
Ah, here it is, gamesetmatch for McCain — Obama’s been caught kidnapping/fathering black children in French Hawaii! We knew something was up with this slimeball. If you want to see more spy photos from this man’s private vacation, the Huffington Post has a nice collection. What a family! When we look at this picture, all [...]