Tag: sasha obama

Let's all try to get excited about Chuck Schumer! Or at least laugh at Dinesh D'Souza one more time.

Well, Wonkers, we made it. It is Saturday morning, after a really terrible, very sad week. But we are here, and we have your...

Haha, conservative Christians are so funny when they pray for people to die!

Hey, did you hear that our president, the great Kenyo-nesian dictator Barack Of Obama, took his whole family to Cuba, thus destroying America and...

While we could never hope to equal the visual and narrative grandeur of Evan's brilliant Barack Obama/Justin Trudeau slashfic (are you one of the...

BARACK OBAMA IS THE MEANEST DAD IN THE WORLD, YOU GUYS. Why? Uh, because his daughters are never going to be popular, like ever,...

The Washington Post is a-buzzing, due to the fact that the White House Head Florist, Laura Dowling, has left, and nobody will say why: he...

Mike Huckabee, a man so unpleasant that dogs will commit suicide to avoid being dragged home to meet him, has been looking for a...

You've probably heard by now about the bravest American in America, who bravely shamed first daughters Malia and Sasha Obama for disgracing themselves and...

From the ugly world of Facebook, we received a recommendation to check out this story: "Evidence Emerges That Michelle Obama Never Birthed Malia And...

Sometime today Julia Pierson, the director of the Secret Service, will sit at a witness table in front of the House Oversight Committee and...

It's a day ending in -y, so you better bet Glenn Beck is out there whipping people into a frenzy over completely made-up shit....

Despite steadfastly declaring a year ago that if people nominated Mitt Romney to be...

President Obama has written a children's book, apparently, and it will be released November 16. It's called Of Thee I Sing: A Letter to...

What we really need is for someone to break down the cost of things Sasha Obama wears and where to get them, because she...

Oh, America, your president turned 49 today! Birthdays are the most important part of our culture, and nothing is going on right now in...

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