Barack Obama, he’s a pretty hot ticket, right? Looks pretty good in clothes? Doesn’t wear his suits all back on his shoulders so that there’s this awful two-inch gap between the back of his neck and his collar like George Bush always did? Wrong. Famous DC tailor George de Paris says that Obama wears cheap suits and looks like a goon. Monseiur de Paris will fix this, though, by making him a $3500 suit, like he makes for all the presidents. WHEEEEE. [Vanity Fair]