sarahpac
Oh No, Conservatives In Epic Twit-Fight Against Common Frauder Sarah Palin, And It Is All The Fault Of Your Wonket
We are sorry, conservatives, that you are all mad at Sarah Palin for spending 95 percent of her SarahPAC muneez on grifty consultants and “shipping and handling” and “overhead.” We are sorry, because we are the ones who pointed this out, which means we will be subpoenaed to testify in the doubtless totally amicable divorce. [...]
Is That Sarah Palin’s Hand In Your Pocket Or Is She Just Happy To See You?
SarahPAC has a shiny new ad out about blah blah blah Sarah Palin is the warmest kindest most generous most important rogue the world has ever known, she and only she is in charge of deciding which lunatics will join the United States Senate, please send muneez. This is hilarious, because SarahPAC spent more than [...]
SarahPAC Pulls Off Another Banner Quarter of Grift
Sarah Palin’s SarahPAC, which is not a slush fund at all but a pool of money to support principled conservative politicians, made all sorts of money in Q12012. Which lucky ducky congressional candidates were the recipients of America’s most unpopular political person’s largesse? The most sizable sums this time went to “go fuck yourself” and [...]
New SarahPAC Video Announces Palin Is Commanding General of Teabaggers
“Sarah Palin Really Likes Flags,” says The Awl. Yeah, but too much. How did this split-second MUSLIM flag get into this video? The video editor must have accidentally hit the “Sharia” button on the editing machine. Anyway, as you can see, this video released by SarahPAC is about Teabaggers. Whereas the group’s first video declared [...]
SarahPAC Handing Out Princely Sums To Everyone (Except Nikki Haley)
Hey, you guys, SarahPAC, remember that thing? The institutional arm by which our gal Sarah was going to extend her influence across the face of the Republican Party? Well, it’s sure made some sweet YouTubes, but what else has the PAC done with the, let’s see, $916,000 it received in the mail, in wadded-up $10 [...]
Greta’s Husband Tried To Broker Friendship Between Clintons And Palin
All right, Jonathan Martin, you WIN THE NIGHT and ALSO THE FOLLOWING MORNING for this explosive exclusive thing on a truly boneheaded scheme to foster some sort of political alliance between the Clintons and Sarah Palin. The perpetrator: John Coale, prominent Palin pal, husband of Greta Van Susteren, and Clinton supporter who got his panties [...]
Sarah Palin Wants Yr Munnie$ For Her PAC
Tap-dancing vaudeville parasite Sarah Palin has started a political action committee on behalf of Sarah Palin, so that she may better position herself to ruin America as she has already ruined John McCain and the Republican party and many trash bags of expensive clothes. “SarahPAC believes America’s best days are ahead,” her new Web site [...]
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