Tag: sarah palin

Paul Ryan is making mouth sounds again claiming to be soooo bipartisan, and thoughtful, and not like those other dicks in the Republican party...

Condoleezza Rice? Ben Sasse? Mark Cuban? ANYONE?

Paul Ryan just needs this ashtray. And this paddle game. This ashtray and this paddle game.

Donald Trump warned on TV Sunday that he hasn't ruled out replacing Paul Ryan as chairman of this summer's Republican National Convention. Now that...

Oh thank God, former Arizona governor Jan Brewer has crept out of whatever xenophobic dungeon of severed heads and trash she lives in, to...

Sarah Palin is so darn mad at that terrible Paul Ryan for not immediately bowing to Donald Trump that she vowed she will work...

You'd think maybe Chris Matthews has been in the teevee journamalism business long enough to know he should assume every microphone is live,...

Sarah Palin invites us all to unite behind true 'revolutionary' Donald Trump.

Oh hey, Bill Kristol, how's it hangin'? You out there in America somewhere, bein' wrong? Duh, of course. So, in case you didn't know, Bill...

Hi, Meghan McCain, what's makin' a ruckus between your dumb ears today? You're so excited about how Ted Cruz tapped Carly Fiorina to be...

OH HEY WONKERS HI HOW ARE YOU LOL! Ahem, so it is time for your weekly Top 10 list, and Wonkette's sexxxy exploits with...

Breaking news, and by "breaking" we mean our hearts are BROKEN, because Donald Trump has announced that he's going to try campaigning like a...

It was just another day at the office at Bristol Palin Writin' Stuff Real Good Industries, LLC. Bristol was mad, because her personal assistant...

Hey, wouldn't you just love to see Bill Nye debate Sarah Palin on the topic of climate change? He'd completely obliterate her, patiently...

One of the best things about this stupid Republican primary has been Donald J. Trump the New York Values thrice-marryer trying to convince...

Dammit, Sarah Palin. Wonkette defended you. We said that in the great 2016 Twitterspace War between the Republican former governor of Alaska and rapper Azealia Banks...

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