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Ron Paul’s exciting all-day sports arena concert in Minneapolis was really missing only one thing: actual entertainment of some kind for the Paultards expected to pay $17.76 (get it?!) plus five-hundred dollars in Ticketmaster fees for the special privilege of sitting with other Paultards in a sports arena just a few miles from the fancy GOP convention in St. Paul, where the rich people will be partying with Kid Rock. And today Dr. Congressman Paul sent out an email announcing his Campaign for Literacy’s star attraction — a Nashville GOP singer gal Tom DeLay tried to keep on Dancing With the Stars even though she had to quit because of an ugly divorce from her drunken porn-loving Craigslist-threesome-having anal-sex addict congressional-candidate husband! MORE »

Last year’s blockbuster season of Dancing With the Stars provided us with all these DC treats: MORE »

But because you loved it so much last week, here’s an update on Tom DeLay’s beloved “Dancing With the Stars” gal who sings the National Anthem at GOP conventions and is married to Republican fund-raising hero (and failed congressional candidate … and George Allen backer) Craig Schelske who is now accused of being a creepy drunken porn freak who screws all these anal-sex-loving Nashville gals he finds on CraigsList.

Join us after the jump for the inevitable Bible Study and Sexy Nanny angles. But first, a picture of the happy couple with America’s other sweethearts, Dick and Lynne:

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