Tag: santorum

Wingnuts ‘Uniting Behind Santorum,’ Obviously

What are the Christian wingnut conservative Republicans doing about 2012 now? Uniting behind Santorum, of course! Because when you're stuck with a slate of candidates including a liberal billionaire foreigner who loves the wrong Jesus and a repulsive kidney-shaped...

Everything About Rick Santorum Is Gross, Like His ‘Creamcup Trust’

Today's Santorum scandal du jour -- which means "a frothy mix, etc.," in Santorum's native language of Gay Obsessed -- involves the various mansions he purchases through shady mortgages, in Virginia. But really, did he need to name his...

Fancy New Yorker Magazine Won’t Print Definition of Santorum, But Prints ‘Anal Rapists For Bush’

It's an election season, so the generally readable New Yorker has made its quadrennial mutation into a presidential campaign magazine, which is boring. Also, the magazine has finally delved into the deeply rewarding tale of how Dan Savage turned...

Sexy Rick Santorum’s Top 10 Sex Tricks To Drive God Wild In Bed

Now that he's just eight paid Romney supporters away from being the most popular Republican presidential candidate in all the land, Rick Santorum is getting a "second look" from many who had mostly forgotten about the Pennsylvania oddball back...

Iowa Bigots Can’t Decide Between Santorum & Bachmann, Endorse Both

Times are tough for the anti-homosexual wingnut bigots of the Iowa GOP. They can't decide which third-tier loser to endorse in their 2012 pretend election against all gay people existing ... so they've picked both Rick "anal cum" Santorum...

Lonely Orphaned Santorum Domain Names Need A Good Home?

A bunch of Internet domain names related to debate loser and home canning expert Rick SantorumĀ are just floating around on the communist Internet, not being put to any good use. Typical liberal layabouts. We can't figure out why someone would...

Santorum Reminds Voters That Sick Pregnant Ladies Are Faking

Dildo-shaped GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum gave a speech in Iowa to remind voters that pregnant women are sick fakers who just love the late-term abortion fun. From ThinkProgress: Santorum: When I was leading the charge on partial birth abortion, several...

Rick Santorum Announces Candidacy To Crowd of Invisible Supporters

President of Angry Fetuses Rick Santorum announced on teevee this morning that he is also running for President of the United States. Watch out, Mittens! Santorum went on ABC News and stood in front of an empty building to...

Remembering Our Fallen Week: In the Muslin Fashion

The Cordoba Victory Party Mosque continued to inspire America's best passions all over our xenophobic idiot-state, even after our own Muslim president cowardly came out in favor of its "constitutional" right to exist. Famous clown/Senator Carl Levin got smacked in...