santorum
Iowa Bigots Can’t Decide Between Santorum & Bachmann, Endorse Both
Times are tough for the anti-homosexual wingnut bigots of the Iowa GOP. They can’t decide which third-tier loser to endorse in their 2012 pretend election against all gay people existing … so they’ve picked both Rick “anal cum” Santorum and pathological pillhead baby rancher Michele Bachmann. Together, they are the best president America never had! [...]
Lonely Orphaned Santorum Domain Names Need A Good Home?
A bunch of Internet domain names related to debate loser and home canning expert Rick Santorum are just floating around on the communist Internet, not being put to any good use. Typical liberal layabouts. We can’t figure out why someone would bother emailing this tip to us, since we are not an Internet company. DO NOT [...]
Santorum Reminds Voters That Sick Pregnant Ladies Are Faking
Dildo-shaped GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum gave a speech in Iowa to remind voters that pregnant women are sick fakers who just love the late-term abortion fun. From ThinkProgress: Santorum: When I was leading the charge on partial birth abortion, several members came forward and said, “Why don’t we just ban all abortions?” Tom Daschle [...]
Remembering Our Fallen Week: In the Muslin Fashion
The Cordoba Victory Party Mosque continued to inspire America’s best passions all over our xenophobic idiot-state, even after our own Muslim president cowardly came out in favor of its “constitutional” right to exist. Famous clown/Senator Carl Levin got smacked in the face with a Cordoba pie. A man whose name supposedly means “a frothy mixture [...]
Macaca Makes News, Guy In Monkey Suit Chasing Santorum Doesn’t
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