Tag: santorum

A few years ago, Congress got rid of earmarks because of corruption. In Jurassic Park, we learned that nature will find a way. In...

Pope Frank was in town to basically tell Congress to get its shit together. In response, Congress is flinging poo in every direction but...

Just a few weeks ago, we were very excited to hear that the frothy mix of a man known as Rick Santorum was thinking...

Prepare to clutch your pearls, wonketeers. We have on our hands a tawdry display of vile sexuality that absolutely DEMANDS to be shown to...

Rick Santorum manages to go 55 motherfucking seconds without insulting anyone -- like, ANYONE, not gays, not dogs, not even ladies what work outside...

Why does Rick Santorum keep getting asked on the yap shows? He does not hold an elected office, has not held an elected office...

Former Pennsylvania (?) Senator Rick Santorum initially rose to prominence when it was discovered that his last name is -- go figure! -- a...

Smegma-lipped poutmonster Rick Santorum, continuing his streak of saying only and at all times sensible and logically sound things, reminded Americans today that it...

Does this screenshot of a video clip posted to YouTube (and now posted to Wonkette) seem a little, uhh, heavy with logos? While the...

It's America's big night for urban elitists who have seen whatever otherwise unknown movies are nominated for Academy Awards tonight -- consider it the...

How is Rick Santorum keeping the nation's headline writers amused this week? Oh, the usual: cumming, blasts, and the reliable laugh provided by his...

The wonderful man we are dearly hoping becomes the GOP nominee for president has now joined the rest of the right-wing Internet in comparing...

Let's see, gay wrestlers all humping on each other? Check. Pudgy Rick Santorum smiling and winking? Yep. Praise for Hillary Clinton and Barbara Boxer?...

So what did Rick Santorum's campaign come up with, for the new ad complaining about Mitt Romney? Oh, just a life-sized cardboard cutout of...

Wingnut Catholic slash-fiction blog National Review Online insisted, at 4 a.m. today (!), that fake Catholic convert Newt Gingrich quit losing the GOP primary...

Like every year at CPAC time, the "no strings attached" sex Internet is busy busy busy with self-hating closeted homosexual Republican men who like...

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