Tag: santa claus

A long time ago, a bunch of gullible children in Colorado read a Sears ad in a “newspaper” -- an ancient method of distributing...

Happy happy Christmas week, you elf-fellating scum! Yes, it's time for the Season of Lying to Children about the existence of any one of...

Christmas Eve is a very exciting travel day because it's one of the busiest, most insane times to attempt to get on a plane....

BP and the Coast Guard are reporting that the reverse-cowgirl-static-kill-butt-well-plug was successful and that only 25% of the oil spilled is still in the...

Don't mind that bearded fanatic in his low-altitude primitive aircraft flying around the skyscrapers tonight! The government is totally aware of this problem, and...

By the Comics CurmudgeonMost normal humans are at this point ensconced in the loving bosoms of their family to celebrate the birth of the...

Here is some exclusive Xmas video of some nutter, maybe Mary Cheney? Let's say Mary Cheney, just trying to help out old Monster Dad's...

By the Comics CurmudgeonHey, everybody, have you heard about the economies? Of course, your Wonkette staffers spend their days luxuriating in the well-appointed,...

Here they are, the two leaders of the Free World, exchanging a sexy "knuckle bump" under the new White House Christmas Tree. No wonder...

Look at this creep, with his terrorist beard. His name is legion, or "Sinter Klass," which means Karl Marx, because this is a photograph...

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