Sanjaya Malakar, the Barack Obama of American Idol, except that he lost while Obama will be assassinated by the CIA, is the newest announced guest of People magazine to attend the White House Correspondents’ Association gala dinner. MORE »

Seven long years after the blog craze began, otherwise-useless bloggers have finally had an effect on an election: They’ve kept shiny-haired squeaky-voiced oddity Sanjaya Malakar on the hit karaoke show American Idol, despite his inability to carry a tune. MORE »

Barack Obama is the first presidential candidate to “come out” against the military’s sodomy ban — the first candidate with any chance in hell of winning the nomination, anyway. (Biden and Kucinich and a few other losers are also pro-ass-fucking.) MORE »

There’s growing evidence that American Idol sensation Sanjaya Malakar and Decision 2008 sensation Barry Hussein Obama are the same person. If it’s not obvious that “Sanjaya” (right) is the same dude as Obama (left), here are some other striking similarities: MORE »