Tag: sandy hook

Trump’s Obsession With Proving His Dick Is Even Half As Big As Obama’s Is Getting KINDA Ridiculous

Now Donald Trump says he's better than Obama because Obama didn't even USE the Oval Office.

Hey, NRA: The Kids Have Some Thoughts And Prayers For You Too

This is new. And while it never should have been necessary, it's inspiring.

Donald Trump Says More Stupid Shit About Guns

Donald Trump says no firearm safety laws could have helped in Texas. The Air Force's failure to report the shooter's domestic violence conviction suggests otherwise.

Wonkette Politicizes Las Vegas Mass Shooting By Mentioning Guns

Here we are again, mentioning guns even though it's #TooSoon.

Could Democrat Doug Jones Beat The Alabama Shitfire Out Of Raving Shitgibbon Roy Moore? MAYBE!

Meet Doug Jones! He seems pretty great.

Senate Voting On Letting Severely Mentally Ill Folks Buy Guns, For That Well-Regulated Militia

Did anyone actually run on the 'more guns for the severely mentally ill' ticket?

CBS Anchor Conducts The Thorough ‘Pizzagate’ Investigation No One Asked For

Remember how we'd laugh and laugh at the Weekly World News as we waited in line at the supermarket? That is our real news now.

Uh Oh, Looks Like Tom Arnold Is Ready To Screw Donald Trump Sideways!

Tom Arnold spent Christmas tweeting about what he knows about Donald Trump, and BOY HOWDY.

Deleted Comments: ‘Merry Christmas,’ You Pathetic Losers!

Russian hacking is too ridiculous to believe, but 'Pizzagate' is a totally realistic scenario.

Hillary Clinton Like ‘LOL Pretty Sure Donald Trump Is The Real Racist’

Hillary's speech on the 'alt-right' and Donald Trump's racism was VERY GOOD.

Why Did The Democrats Have To Make Everyone Hate Guns And Be So Sad?

The Democrats made everyone in Philly have a big, old, sad. Now we need to turn that sadness into action.

Noted Gun Fondler Will Stop Mass Shootings At Bars By Stiffly Regulating … No, Not Guns, Silly!

Maybe if bars didn't have to serve all that devil booze, nobody would get murdered at them!

Sandy Hook Parents Murdering Poor Gunmaker, With The Law

So it has been over three years since Adam Lanza shot 20 students and 6 staff at Sandy Hook Elementary, a thing so grim that we can't even make a joke about it, which is saying something. If there...