• Cindy Adams: Foreign policy rockstar Condoleezza Rice demands hotel close down a dining room so her party of three can dine without being interrupted by the proletariat. Also, I SAID NO GREEN M&Ms!!!! [NYP]
• Page Six: Nightclub oddity Sandra Bernhard gets flak from cosmetic company Estee Lauder for ranting against a theoretical “intimidated, frightened, right-wing Republican thin-lipped bitch” in an online ad for the company. That’s like doing a McDonald’s ad and taking shots at the obese. [NYP]
• Fishbowl DC: Tony Kornheiser Inc. Corp. didn’t make any friends in the Post newsroom after bashing Paul Farhi’s negative review of his MNF performance — not that he apparently had many in the first place. Pulitzer-winning critic Jonathan Yardley: “In any case I watched Monday Night Football with the sound off and thought it was just fine. That’s how I’ll continue to watch it.” [Fishbowl DC]
  

* Washington Whispers: Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy complains about making six figures: “We are patronized when we meet judges from England, the European Union, or Malaysia, whose salaries double that of ours. They say, ‘We’re so sorry about your salaries.’”. . . Kerry’s PAC has raised $1.1m in the past three months. . . Ted Kennedy is “pretty close” to Margaret Spellings. . . George Allen claims he cuts his own grass. [USN&WR]
* Inside Politics: Kerry says his biggest mistake was using federal financing after the convention: “I think the most important thing would have been to spend more money, if we could have, on the advertising and responding to some of the attacks.”. . . Boehner is optimistic for GOP chances in ‘06. [WT]
* Inside the Beltway: Joe Klein is re-releasing his book, “Politics Lost: How American Democracy was Trivialized by People Who Think You’re Stupid.” [WT]
* Liz Smith: Sandra Bernhard on the Bush twins: “You think those girls abstain?” [NYP]