Tag: san diego

Rob Ford Bobbleheads, Jon Stewart Hates Himself And Other News You Can Maybe Use

Your three-day weekend is over. Back to work, everyone. Also, don't forget to not wear white. (Because it's after Labor Day, see? Get it? GET IT?) You know you want one: President Obama said "immigration rights." Time’s Zeke Miller noted that during...
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Science Nice Time: Navy Honors Sally Ride With A Research Vessel. Sadly, It Is Not A Spaceship

Here's some nifty sciencey Nice Time for you people on a Monday when the world is looking a tad bleakish: The U.S. Navy has honored America's first woman in space, christening its newest research ship after the late astronaut...
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Stephen Colbert Just Loves Him Some Comic-Con Nerds, Also Rich People (Video)

We're going to throw a double dose of Stephen Colbert at you this morning, mostly because we're just so darned indecisive. So hey, let's go with TWO clips! First up, a potpourri from last weekend's San Diego Comic-Con, that...

Lady Urging Boycott Of Rose Parade Over Gay Marriage Float Is Naive About Parades

For San Diego's Karen Grube, watching the Rose Parade on New Year's Day "used to be a family thing," but "it no longer is," and it's because of the gays. That's right--there are going to be gays in the 2014...

President Of Creation Museum Is Just Like Oppressed Civil Rights Leaders Of 1950s Selma, Obviously

Attention civil rights activists! Your fierce and courageous devotion to fighting against injustice is sorely needed in the horribly oppressive town of San Diego, which has, sadly, turned into 1950s Alabama. No, there are no segregated drinking fountains. No,...

Weather Channel Founder Says Polar Bears Doing Great Because Eskimos Stopped Being Savages

In a chat with paid climate change deniers on the San Diego TV station where he now works as a weatherman, Weather Channel founder John Coleman insisted that, contrary to mere evidence, polar bear populations are increasing because "the Eskimos...

Former San Diego Mayor Filner Pleads Guilty To Criminal Horribleness, Aggravated Jerkosity

Serial creepmeister and former San Diego Mayor Bob Filner pleaded guilty yesterday to a single count of felony false imprisonment and two counts of misdemeanor battery. Under the plea deal, he will not go to jail, but will be...

Ann Romney Not Worrying Her Beautiful Mind About Neighbors’ Unhappiness With Grotesque Beach Mansion

In her quest to build a modest 11,000-square-foot cottage not in anyone's way at all right there on that public beach, Ann Romney is starting to sound a little like America's most favoritest belovedest totally great lady, one Barbara...

Why Did All Those Racist Ladies Burn Creeper San Diego Mayor Bob Filner’s Body And Hang Him From A Tree?

Disgraced former San Diego Mayor Bob Filner (D - Sadville) should probably not tell people he was "the victim of a lynch mob," aka the 18 women who came forward to accuse him of being Bob Packwood times an...

In San Diego, ‘Jacking It’

San Diego. You are a lovely city of truly blue oceans and white beaches and great urban parks and really terrific schools and generally well-educated and affluent folk going about their very nice lives. You are a really nice...

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner To Resign, Pursue Private Sector Opportunities In Sexual Harassment

As part of a mediation deal in his sexual harassment lawsuit, San Diego's creepy harassment Mayor Bob Filner is expected to resign Friday. Filner was seen removing boxes from City Hall yesterday and loading them into an SUV, so...

San Diego Gets Own Nuclear Debacle As Fukushima Pees Radiation Into The Sea

San Diego's San Onofre nuclear plant isn't melting down. It isn't leaking huge amounts of radiation (that we know of). Heck, it's not even generating power! That's because the steam generators Southern California Edison installed at San Onofre broke...

Creepy San Diego Mayor Only Did Sexual Harassment To All Those Chicks ‘Cause No One Told Him Not To

You know how San Diego Mayor Bob "Dirty Old Man" Filner is, like, the creepiest mayor what ever mayored and sexually harassed three four ALL the women? Well, don't get your panties in a twist; his lawyer says it's...

On Whom Is San Diego Mayor Bob Filner Creeping Today?

In today's edition of Political Rock Out With Your Cock Out, four more women have come forward to accuse San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, who is obviously not a Democrat or Wonkette would not be writing about him, of...

San Diego Mayor Total Sex Creep, Yet Not a Republican, What Up With That?

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner is being pressured to resign after a number of former supporters have come forward with accusations that the first-term Democrat had sexually harassed them. While the mayor has released a video in which...

Morning Nice-Time: San Diego Chalk Vandal To Go Free, Just Like Bank Execs!

Who says there's no justice? You might recall the case of Jeff Olson, yes? He's the San Diego guy who wrote unkind things about Bank Of America, in chalk, on a sidewalk in front of Bank of America, and...