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Oh Look, Not-Joe The Not-Plumber Hasn’t Vanished Up His Own A**hole Yet

Remember that "Joe" the "Plumber" guy who was briefly a rightwing hero because, like Chauncey Gardiner, he was a simple man who spoke simple truths (Obama's a SOCIALIST and TAXES WILL CRUSH MY DREAMS)? Turns out that once you...

Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Grab-Bag Of Grotesqueries

Welcome, kids, to Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we give our browser tabs a Silkwood shower, then inspect the drains for stories that are too stoopid to ignore altogether, but not enough to hang a full blog post...

Weep, Ye Mighty, For Fallen Soldier ‘Joe’ The ‘Plumber’

There is not a reason in the world to click on the video above of fallen Wonkette hero "Joe" the "Plumber" flapping his gums at his election loss party, except to note his killer rags. Dude, you were running...

‘Joe’ the ‘Plumber’ Has No Time For ‘Debates’

Remember Joe the Plumber, that guy who isn't really named Joe and isn't really a plumber but nonetheless became famous for no particular reason during the 2008 election and then somehow managed to get a reporting gig for Pajamas Media and...

Joe The Plumber Has Brilliant Analysis Of What Caused The Holocaust

What caused the Holocaust? (Or per Business Insider, "Why are the sources of anti-Semitism?") Well, you could be boring about it and point to the rich vein of anti-Semitism going back to the Middle Ages in those parts of...

Joe The Plumber Explains To Stupid Hippie Why Paying Taxes Is Cool (VIDEO)

Hey stupid Occupy hippie! Why don't you love paying taxes, like "Joe" "the Plumber" does? Taxes are cool, they pay for parks and police! Also, it is your patriotic duty to pay your fair share and not, say, divert...

Joe The Plumber: What Could Obama Possibly Be Doing That Is More Important Than Joe The Plumber?

Joe the Plumber went to the White House, you guys, and he stood outside the gates and couldn't get in. That is no way to treat some random schlub running for Congress from ... let's see ... Ohio! Sad...

Has-Been Creepazoid ‘Joe The Plumber’ To Run Unsuccessfully For Congress

OH FINALLY:  here is this thing we briefly forgot about but will now post "for comedy" announcing that Samuel "Joe the Grifter Tax-Delinquent Fake Plumber" Wurzelbacher decided he is running as a Republican for a seat in the crappier...

Joe The Plumber Denounces Michael Steele

Nothing's more exciting on a Monday afternoon than when you're trolling for another lame Meghan McCain news story and instead find a new instance of feuding between two of the five or six most comical GOP characters. What! Look...

Joe The Plumber Sues Ohio For Hurting His Feelings

Joe the goddamn Plumber is suing a few gals in Ohio, state employees to be exact, for cheating with their computers! This latest publicity stunt of a civil action states that these three "violated his privacy when they gathered...

Joe The Plumber As Unpopular As Any First-Time Author

Well dammit, it appears Joe the Plumber has successfully metamorphosed from rat-faced creep into literary sad sack in the space of about three months. Not so long ago he was riding high, saying dumb things on all the cable...

Joe The Plumber To Do Some New Dumb Stunt In War Zone

Ha ha, the entire journalism/media/publishing industry is collapsing, there are no jobs, more and more of America's best writers and reporters are permanently unemployed, and there's not any reason for this typhoon of fiery "creative destruction" to roll back,...

Joe The Plumber’s Life Officially Becomes Off-Putting David Lynch Film

We don't know how to adequately explain the footage here. Unlicensed craftsman Samuel Wurzelbacher, who is also known as "Joe the Plumber," is doing commercials for some cheap-ass electronics online scam store, in which he both stresses the importance...