sam zell
MISSION FROM GAHD 6:00 pm March 31, 2009
Blagojevich & Sam Zell’s Comical Wrigley Field Crime Caper
Rod Blagojevich, you are a hero — you are still giving to us, in the form of comic material, months after you’ve been removed from the Illinois governor’s office. (Not that you ever actually went to the Illinois governor’s office, but you know what we mean, you fuckin’ guy.) And today, a new scheme, or [...]
RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS 4:19 pm December 8, 2008
Gifted Linguist Karl Rove Will Expose “Unreceiving” [Sic] Bush Staffers
Karl Rove’s forthcoming Kunstlerroman, An American Wife, will identify everyone who was “unreceiving” [sic] of Bush’s agenda, thus ensuring that it will the longest book ever published. [CNN Political Ticker] Harry Reid has excommunicated Joe Biden from Senate lunch dates, except on special occasions. [Kevin Drum] Sam Zell, the Chicago Cubs-owning publisher of the Chicago [...]
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