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Inexplicably retarded Missouri Republican Rep. Sam Graves is still attacking his Democratic opponent, Kay Barnes, and everyone who knows her, for being a bunch of white wine-swilling liberal transgender Christ-molesting San Francisco fags. She is “taking their San Francisco money, and pushing their San Francisco values,” while ignorant gay judges in California turn a blind eye to the rainbow cake that is destroying our very souls. It is Kay Barnes who will give our country to hobbits and lawyers on subprime mortgages, brokered by Terrorists. [YouTube]

Well. Here is an ad from Republican Missouri Rep. Sam Graves “attacking” his Democratic opponent Kay Barnes, a former mayor of Kansas City. As it happens, known liberal Nancy Pelosi is throwing a “ritzy” party with a bunch of homos to celebrate Barnes’ “San Francisco style values.” And if that cheap ’60s-era retro Big Band elevator music is any indication, everyone is going to have Gay AIDS by the end of the night. And it will be worth it. [YouTube via Mother Jones]