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Sam Brownback Has Co-Sponsored Bills With The Most Liberal Senator!

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Republican Senator and failed presidential candidate Sam Brownback, on a conference call today: “John McCain’s a maverick. He’s fought for a bipartisan fashion … I think that the biggest thing I’ve seen from Barack Obama is a willingness, aggressiveness, to talk bipartisan and yet to vote the hard left — most liberal member of the United States Senate.” A known liberal!

Hey Sam Brownback, remember that time you and Barack Obama wrote a Bipartisan op-ed for the Washington Post in 2005, about some of that Bipartisan stuff you two co-sponsored? [CQ]


Time Magazine Promotes, We Surmise

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Strange choicesThe Time Magazine Man of the Year roadshow rolled into D.C. this morning at an ungodly hour despite the snow to get D.C. opinion leaders’ opinions on who Time should’ve chosen (since they’ve probably already decided) besides You, you narcissistic bastard. To help not decide, they invited Senator Sam Brownback, Representative Ellen Tauscher and Time Magazine employees Mark Halperin and Karen Tumulty. We don’t know why that group of people, really, but they fed us coffee and miniature pastries so that we couldn’t ask because our mouths were full.

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Christian Conservatives Splitting Up Jesus Vote

Thursday, November 8th, 2007


Pat Robertson’s endorsement of 9udy 11iuliani yesterday (above) was all the more surprising given the nature of its timing. As the two were on stage yesterday celebrating their unbeatable combination of Jesus and racism, Sam Brownback — the social conservative’s senator of choice — was announcing his endorsement of John McCain. So one social conservative endorses the abortionist, another endorses the Mexican-lover… Does anyone else smell a CONSPIRACY>?#@ MORE »


Pat Robertson for Giuliani, Sam Brownback for McCain, Hermione Granger for Romney

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007


Pat Robertson endorsed Rudy Giuliani this morning, despite the latter’s obvious hatred of God. Watch Joe Scarborough break it down in the clip above! And in other social conservative news, ex-presidential candidate Sen. Sam Brownback will endorse John McCain this afternoon in Iowa. No one loves Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney sad!

Pat Robertson Endorses Giuliani [WP]
McCain gets conservative boost with Brownback endorsement [CNN]


Partly Cloudy With Chance of Shame

Friday, September 21st, 2007

This week, General Petraeus, James Carville, Wesley Clark, Donald Rumsfeld, Henry Kissinger, Sam Brownback, and Mary Cheney were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump.

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Brownback Fever Wipes Out NH

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

when do we get the free bagels? - Wonkette
Republican presidential hopeful, U.S. Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kan. during a speech at the New Hampshire Institute of Politics at Saint Anselm College in Manchester, N.H., Tuesday, Sept. 4, 2007. (AP Photo/Jim Cole)


Obama-Brownback-Paul ‘08!

Friday, August 24th, 2007

the cremation of care - WonketteHey everybody, Barry Hussein Obama has just doomed his chances of winning the nomination because he teamed up with Sam Brownback (we did not know Sam Brownback was still in the race) and Ron “Dr. Ron Paul” Paul by signing some oath of chastity or something. These are the only guys who will sign the Oath! Think about it. MORE »


Craziest Baldwin Endorses Dumbest Republican

Monday, August 13th, 2007

He's with Brownback! - WonketteAmerica, get ready for eight glorious, god-fearing years of the Sam Brownback Presidency. It’s a done deal now that he’s netted this crucial endorsement: MORE »


Nexus Of Catholic-Protestant Hate Moves From Belfast To Iowa

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

Keeping the taigs out of Des Moines
Are the Republicans ready to nominate someone whose flavor of Christianity makes the base a little uncomfortable? Someone who says he worships the same Jesus that they do, but who belongs to a church with a highly structured hierarchy and strange rituals and funny clothes? Someone who’s … a Roman Catholic? MORE »


Candidate “Girls” Now Officially Single Dumbest Aspect of ‘08 Election

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007


This really needs to end, here.