Tag: sally kern

Thanks General Washington! Now we can mention your slaves again!

Oklahoma Won’t Let A.P. History Defame America No More

The War on Advanced Placement U.S. History (APUSH) racked up another successful squirmish Tuesday, as the Oklahoma House Education committee voted to ban any state funding of the classes, because APUSH is bad for America. The bill was introduced as...

Zero-Tolerance Suspensions For Pre-K Are Racially — WHAT? THEY SUSPEND PRE-K KIDS??!!11!

Guten Morgen, meine Wonkadamen und Wonkaherren! Feeling cheerful about your sportsball brackets so far? Or even more cheerful because you do not follow sportsball? Well, we are here to stop that good feeling, and make you so broody that...

Gay Bigots Won’t Stop Being Mad At Sally Kern For Saying They Are All AIDS-Riddled Terrorists

Oklahomans insist on electing something called a Sally Kern, a human-shaped object whose sole and all-consuming function is to fret about the gays and hate the gays, including asserting that the gays are the worstest terrorists alive, worse even...

Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Scrapbook Of Scum And Villainy

Happy weekend, wonktastic ones! You know how it works: Every weekend we see what horrible crud is stuck in our open browser tabs, bring you the stories that are too stoopid to ignore, but not quite worth a...

Unexpected Bipartisanship: Wonket Agrees With Crazy Oklahoma Republican Lady We Shouldn’t Put Children In Pop-Tart Jail

Sally Kern, she's this lady. "Oklahoma Republican" says everything it needs to say, right there, but she is an extra special Oklahoma Republican, mostly because she has P-E-N-I-S on her mind all the time. Gay P-E-N-I-S! Being crammed down...

Oklahoma Lady Adds Gays To Her Personal Terrorist Watch List

Do you remember Oklahoma state Rep. Sally Kern? She just loves those gays, if by "loves" we mean, wants to send them to Gitmo, for terrorism. And since it's almost the Very Special 10th Anniversary of 9/11 and all,...

Other Non-Liveblogged Primaries Also Merit Your Attention!

And now, the primary results you've all been waiting for ... the race for the GOP nomination for South Carolina's first congressional district! Wait, you weren't waiting for this? Well, fuck you. Strom Thurmond's son advanced...

Funny Oklahoma Lady Who Hates Queers Develops New Economic Theory

Oklahoma state Rep. Sally Kern is famous for hating the Gays this one time, on YouTube, last year. In a hilarious recorded message to supporters, she claimed that the Gay Cancer was going to kill everyone, making the Gays...