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Posts Tagged ‘saddam hussein’

FUNNY PICTURES

Islamo-Facism (and Lil’ Kim) At Your Fingertips!

Friday, January 19th, 2007

METRO SECTION

Metro Section: Quick & Dirty

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

* Review of Wonderland’s inaugural brunch. All you can eat bacon. [Brightest Young Things]
* Supper Clubs forming in DC. [DCFUD]
* More fun than a double-ended dildo: two DC blogger happy hours in one week. Even if you don’t read the blogs, don’t miss the chance to hang out at RFD. [Yeah, so I'm...]
* “Shame on the Post for publishing such a shallow, one-sided view of the surveillance society.” [TOTAL INFORMATION AWARENESS]
* Sadam’s Cat. [Son of Clown Ops!]


GEORGE W. BUSH

Freedom On March, Iraqis Already Learning to Pass Buck Downward

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

Hey Iraq — Bush isn’t mad, just disappointed with you guys right now. MORE »


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Steve Jobs Hanging to be Captured, Uploaded to Internet With New iPhone

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

iphonesaddam.jpgThis was the photo that popped up in a Google news search for the newly-announced iPhone earlier today. As you can see, it’s a classic image from the hilarious trial of Saddam Hussein. Apple quickly spun into damage control mode, inviting “singer” John Mayer onstage to assure the crowd of Apple’s patriotism and give the single douchiest quote of the year (so far): MORE »


IRAQ

Big in ‘07: Public Hanging CosPlay

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007

Also works with kidnappings! - WonketteThose wacky pranksters at Whitehouse.org are holding a contest — draw the Saddam Hussein hanging and win your very own executioner’s… ski mask. We gotta say, in an execution that was already kinda classless, the ski masks were pretty much the tackiest bit. Hangmen are supposed to wear simple-but-sophisticated black hoods made of silk or leather — they’re not supposed to look like snowmobilers or Dick Cheney visiting Auschwitz. MORE »


FUNNY PICTURES

CNN Doesn’t Care About Black People

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007

Barck Hussein Obama is always plotting against us, he's still out there! - Wonkette
The Aryan Conspiracy against America’s first half-black president continues, as proven by this actual CNN screen capture. Also, we’re supposed to believe anybody at CNN cares about “Obama bin Laden” in 2007. Not even Bush pretends to act like Bin Laden is a big scary bogeyman these days! MORE »


IRAQ

Daily Briefing: A Change is Gonna Come

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007

* Former US President Gerald Ford is still dead. [WP, NYT]
* Kissinger: Still evil, sycophantic sonuvabitch. [NYT]
* The Democrats who now control congress argued among themselves briefly over whether they should let Republicans help draft legislation, then decided to bind and gag them instead. [WP]
* Boy, we had this great strategy for winning the war in Iraq, and then all this chaos started going down, it sucked. But seriously, it was a great plan. You woulda loved it. [NYT]
* Thousands of Iraqis are fleeing their country, we were gonna let 500 into the U.S. this year. [NYT]
* 3,000 dead in Iraq, and most of America doesn’t know one of those 3,000. [WP]
* The NRA has some crazy new pamphlet warning its members that the the new democrats will steal their guns, even though the new Democrats are pretty damn pro-gun. Also, someone forgot to credit Wonkette. [WP]
* Jeb Bush’s official Florida Gubernatorial portrait features a bible and a Blackberry, Bush family will never, ever, ever go away. Also, he uses emoticons. [NYT]
* Breaking: People aren’t very good at giving up bad habits. Doctors say, “change comes from the heart, not the head.” You should probably stop seeing any doctor who says that. [WP]
* Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein is still dead. [USAT]


TOP

Saddam’s Execution: The Ultimate Friday Night Newsdump?

Friday, December 29th, 2006

At 10 p.m. EST, we will finally win the Iraq War. Expect the troops home in time to enjoy one last cigarette in the Black Cat’s Red Room. Saddam Hussein will be executed no later than 10, unless he isn’t. MORE »


CRIME

Iraqi Justice!

Friday, December 29th, 2006

New York Times: MORE »


GEORGE W. BUSH

Bush Finally Wins Landslide … As Nation’s #1 Villain

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

Together again - WonketteGeorge W. lost the popular vote in 2000 and won by a slim 2% in 2004, but the least-loved president has finally achieved the overwhelming victory he always wanted — one in four Americans chose him as the No. 1 villain in the whole world! Bush totally beat also-ran villains such as Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden. MORE »


WONKETTE

Saddam, Wonkette Have Had Better Days

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

Happy Wednesday! One of your editors is stuck in airport layover hell, the other is presumed dead, or possibly in Reno. Thankfully, Gerald Ford died in time for us to cover it in a timely fashion, and nothing else will happen this week until Saddam Hussein is either publicly hung or stages an elaborate and daring escape. MORE »