saddam hussein
Fox News Finds Iraq’s Missing WMDs Right Where Saddam Hid Them, In Syria, Iran, Sudan, North Korea And Probably France
Ladies and gentlemen, our long national nightmare is over. Fox News “military analyst” retired Lt. Gen. Thomas McInerny has found the Weapons of Mass Destruction, and they are at points east, west, north and south of Syria, because why not. Also, the Russians helped hide them there, and (presumably) also in all the other countries [...]
A Childrens’ Treasury Of People You Never Wanted To Think About Ever Again
Since this month marks the ten-year anniversary of the War to Soothe George W. Bush’s Daddy Issues, and because our blood pressure has not skyrocketed to the point where it blew out the cuff the nurse strapped around our arm at our last physical, your Wonkette thought it would be fun to take a look [...]
Never Forget The Summer Bin Laden Briefly Distracted Us From Saddam Hussein
In the summer of 2001, while most Americans were first and foremost worried about shark attacks, our newly installed neocon foreign policy leaders had their eyes on the real enemy, the one man who was working tirelessly to destroy us: Saddam Hussein. This evil dictator, whose plans for world conquest had received a minor setback [...]
REMEMBER THE ‘IRAQ WAR’? “During planning for the 2003 invasion of Iraq, the CIA’s Iraq Operations Group kicked around a number of ideas for discrediting Saddam Hussein in the eyes of his people. One was to create a video purporting to show the Iraqi dictator having sex with a teenage boy, according to two former [...]
John McCain Pal’d Around With Saddam Hussein Or Something
John McCain has selected someone to head his — get this — “White House transition team,” and of course the person is an old corrupt Washington lobbyist, so basically JOHN MCCAIN IS PAYING THE LOBBYISTS MONEY FOR SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T EXIST. But! More Scandal! This terrible lobbyist is one William Timmons, a famous goat warlock [...]
Pentagon Makes Controversial Report More Controversial By Trying To Keep It Quiet
Saddam the Beloved
Bush Determined to Strike in Iraq
Country That Doesn’t Even Have President Mocking Ours
Old Jazzbo Hippie Claims Cheney Just Invaded Iraq For The Oil
Area Protester Fooled by Satire
Dick Cheney Used To Be Kind of Honest
No Confidence Monday!
Happy Anniversary, Liberated Baghdad!
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