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Posts Tagged ‘sad liars’

PLOTS AGAINST THE INNOCENT

A Children’s Treasury Of Endlessly Quotable Quotes From Blagojevich’s New Book

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

His hair is innocent too!Book publishing and sociopathy collide in a BIG WAY this morning, as America is treated to its first glimpses of The Governor, the upcoming kunstlerroman from foul-mouthed ex-Monkee Rod Blagojevich. There is so much to love about this book already, and it is barely even ghostwritten: “Blagojevich writes that his guiding thought in selecting a new senator was, ‘How much do I love the people of Illinois?’” Ooh! Follow-up sub-question: Is it still accurate to call it a “tell-all” if it is all lies? MORE »