Tag Archives: sabotage

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Steven Seagal Is World’s Foremost Expert On Freedom, Loving Vladimir Putin

We know that bloated completely faded star Steven Seagal thinks of himself as a real-life action figure/spy, what with his training a vigilante posse and such. But did you know he’s also a leading authority on Russia?! In Steven Seagal’s mind he totally is and he loves him some Vladimir Putin, probably because they are both just so darn manly. And is that thing where Putin just strolls in and takes Crimea cool? Totally cool, says geopolitical expert Steven Seagal. Read more on Steven Seagal Is World’s Foremost Expert On Freedom, Loving Vladimir Putin…
  listen all y'all it's a sabotage

Reasonable GOP Obamacare Delay Demands Would Have Been So Reasonable, Not A Disaster

In all the excitement of the government shutdown, with everyone rushing to open unsafe mines and engage in fraudulent trade, we are afraid something important has been lost in the shuffle. Recall that yesterday, Republicans like Ted Cruz were trying to argue — contra Harry Reid and This Obama — that the GOP had so compromised in order to try and avoid a shutdown, why just look at the House’s last, rejected offer to fund the government for a few months in exchange for a one-year delay in Obamacare’s individual mandate! That’s “the essence of a compromise,” said Ted Cruz; it’s not the GOP’s fault that the DemonRat Senate refused to budge. If your intelligence is not already insulted by this line of argument, consider this: The House’s “reasonable” final offer was non-Biden literally a plan to jack up your insurance premiums and add to the deficit. Read more on Reasonable GOP Obamacare Delay Demands Would Have Been So Reasonable, Not A Disaster…
  and then they will vote to repeal obamacare

Republican Hearings Just Asking Questions, Definitely Not Trying To Sabotage Obamacare, No, Never

The New Republic has discovered what looks like a pretty neat bit of obstructionism aimed at slowing down and otherwise gum-uppening implementation of the Affordable Care Act. Now, this story is completely unrelated to the House’s constant efforts to wish the ACA into the cornfield, or to shut down the entire government to stop the ACA, or to urge young people to avoid getting health insurance to stop the ACA and it’s certainly unrelated to Georgia’s Insurance Commissioner’s promise to do “Everything in our power to be an obstructionist” when it comes to implementing the ACA. Doing those things would just be silly. Read more on Republican Hearings Just Asking Questions, Definitely Not Trying To Sabotage Obamacare, No, Never…
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Meet Your New Diebold!

Hey, remember when they stole Ohio? Hahaha, yeah, good times. (Here is a quick story explainering the bizarre discrepancies between exit polls, which showed John Kerry winning handily, and the tabulated results, which flipped that. It has the special bonus of world’s greatest pollster Dick Morris musing that since exit polls are like never wrong, and are used in Third World countries to determine if an election’s been thieved, Occam’s Razor insists that the easiest answer is not that the machines were hacked, but that the liberal media fixed … the exit polls. To dissuade Bush voters from coming out. A man of fierce intellect, most certainly.) Right, so! It is time to meet your new Diebold machines, from H.I.G., a company of fine fellows who to the man have donated to Mitt Romney, and a full third of whose board of directors come from Bain? Oh yeah, them. Read more on Meet Your New Diebold!…
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Evil Obama Destroys FLOTUS’ Healthy Halloween

The holidays are a difficult time for any couple. In America, “the holidays” usually refers to that special time of year when the baby Jesus returns to cast spells on all the Walmarts so he can watch insane sweatpants-clad parents kill each other over whatever Furby the kids are freaking out about these days. But since the Obamas are secret Muslim devil-worshippers (ha ha, no one knows the difference between these two things) their holiday season is Halloween. Tensions are running high in the Obama household tonight as our FLOTUS’ desire to put America on a diet has been threatened by that other Obama, who is desperately trying to get anyone, literally anyone, to like him, at the expense of his wife’s anti-obesity initiative. Read more on Evil Obama Destroys FLOTUS’ Healthy Halloween…
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Evil Bank of America Crippled By People Closing Their Accounts

For six days straight, Bank of America’s websites have been hammered. Across this struggling nation, people couldn’t get online to pay their bills or attempt to balance their shrinking balances. BofA offered no explanation for this, for six long days as its customers tried to access their financial accounts immediately after BofA announced an evil new monthly fee for people to use their own debit card for shopping. So the theory naturally developed that millions of people were rushing to the bank’s websites to close checking accounts — a good response to the giant, corrupt finance corporation’s announcement that working people and middle class people would now get another $5 punch in the mouth every month, just for using their debit cards to buy groceries. Read more on Evil Bank of America Crippled By People Closing Their Accounts…
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Hero Judge Mocks Orly Taitz For ‘Stupidity’

Famous birther drag queen Orly Taitz is so frustrated right now, because no one will listen to her important ideas about Barack Obama’s fake social security number. She can’t even get justice in the court, probably because everyone there is a secret Kenyan with a fake social security number, too. Oh and also because she keeps “displaying her own stupidity,” by not knowing how to redact information. Maybe they don’t teach that sort of thing in Lunatic Dentist Lawyer College. But really, how can Orly Taitz be expected to properly redact a social security number when someone in the court is clearly sabotaging her case? Read more on Hero Judge Mocks Orly Taitz For ‘Stupidity’…
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Republicans Intentionally Sabotaging Economy

Here’s a fun mainstream opinion for your “Oh for chrissakes” files: The Week magazine says the GOP is intentionally sabotaging the American Economy so shit will be so bad in 2012, even Willow Palin’s pot dealer will be a “sane choice” for president. It makes a certain amount of sense, we guess? Just make things so intolerably awful — 40% unemployment, cannibalism, nuclear war — and then sit back and reap the benefits! Read more on Republicans Intentionally Sabotaging Economy…
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JOE TRIPPI SAYS EDWARDS SABOTAGE PLOT RUMORS ARE ‘COMPLETE BS’: Whaaaa? Does this mean somebody lied to our precious George Stephanopoulos? Prove it, Trippi. [JoeTrippi.com]
 

9/10 NEVER FORGET: World War III Has Apparently Started, In Mexico, And As Usual It’s About Oil

Hey Mexico, WTF? Today is supposed to be the magical day of Expecto Petraeus! And tomorrow’s the big 9/11 celebration, okay? What is with you people having some kind of Star Wars-esque rebellion attacking the gas pipelines and crazy semi-trucks full of dynamite blowing up on the highways and killing 34 people? Read more on 9/10 NEVER FORGET: World War III Has Apparently Started, In Mexico, And As Usual It’s About Oil…
 

WTF NASA

Is NASA trying to cause as many terrible space disasters as they can? First, we learned NASA is letting all the astronauts drunk-drive whenever they feel like it. An independent panel found at least two occasions on which space adventurers were allowed to fly despite being totally wasted. The panel was convened after crazy astronaut Lisa Nowak drove to Orlando in space-diapers to kill her astronaut boyfriend’s girlfriend. Which is crazier, yes, but somehow it makes a little more sense than letting space jockeys throw back a few space-cocktails before getting behind the throttle of their Space Shuttles. Now comes this confusing outrage. Read more on WTF NASA…
 

Let’s Intentionally Destroy the 2008 Election!

We don’t much like blogs or pundits or opinions, but we especially don’t like politics — which is why this blog pundit opinion filled our hearts with joy: The 2008 presidential election is now less than 19 months away. As far as I’m concerned, that means now is the time to start planning how to destroy it. Sign us up! How does it work? Find out, after the jump. Read more on Let’s Intentionally Destroy the 2008 Election!…