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Sean Hannity Becomes A Hundred-Millionaire!

Monday, July 21st, 2008

This explains why Angelina Jolie is a liberal.That jabbering nitwit on Fox just signed a $100 million, five-year deal that will distribute his radio show through Citadel and Clear Channel networks. It’s significantly less than Rush Limbaugh’s recent $400 million, eight-year contract — but still, nothing to sneeze at. So what might Sean Hannity spend his truckloads of cash on? MORE »


Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

MANY WORDS WRITTEN ABOUT RUSH LIMBAUGH: The NYT Magazine has posted Zev Chafets’ very long and still pretty interesting Sunday cover story on the AM talk-radio entertainer. Conclusion: Rush is a super-rich weirdo and clever broadcaster who annoys a lot of people and pleases a lot of other people, the end. [NYT Magazine]


Rush Limbaugh’s Dumb Pro-Hillary Scheme Flops

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Suck it.Loser pill-head Rush Limbaugh has an AM radio show during the daytime. His audience of bitter old white retirees and home-appliance repairmen was instructed to go out en masse and vote for Hillary in open primaries, so that liberal Latino-American John McCain could at least have a small chance of winning in November. But it totally failed, so now Limbaugh is suddenly pretending he really wanted his listeners to vote for the black guy. MORE »


Obama The Secret Beneficiary Of Texas ‘Limbaugh Effect’

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Thiever of hearts, thiever of votesAfter all the talk about Rush Limbaugh tipping the Texas primaries in Hillary Clinton’s favor, it looks like Barack Obama may have been the candidate stealing Republican votes. New analysis reveals that Republicans favored Obama by 53-49 percent over Clinton. This proves that Obama cannot be the Democratic Presidential nominee because he is a sellout. [Trail Blazers Blog]


NYT Defends That Stupid John McCain Sexy Lobbyist Whore Story

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

No, the other stupid articleAfter months of careful edits, cooperation with the McCain campaign, professional insights of several world-class reporters and editors, the New York Times printed one of the worst, most inadvertently hilarious stories Thursday about John McCain: how he screws sexy lobbyist whores and then steals everyone’s corrupt money. This story was such crap — structurally, thematically, content-wise — that it made Rush Limbaugh defend John McCain and unite the right (the right!). Today, the Times is trying to save its few remaining subscriptions by taking questions online. Executive editor Bill Keller responded in length to the first one, and hopefully he will be fired soon. MORE »


John McCain Rides Sexy New Surge Of Popularity

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

No woman can escape his animal appealThis forbidden-lobbyist-love scandal is a stroke of good fortune for John McCain. Revelations that he may have landed a sizzling hot blonde half his age have brought a new aura of virility and sex appeal to the Spanish-American war hero’s ancient carcass. He is also being hailed by Christian conservatives for having the good taste to conduct a heterosexual extramarital affair. And now we learn the scandal has brought conservative talk radio’s most lovable personalities flocking to his bosom. According to Politico, “they have a common enemy” now. Meaning, of course, the terrorists. At the New York Times. MORE »


Screwed Rush Limbaugh To Raise Cash For Hillary, Watch Her Lose

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

Now that Mitt Romney is … please, one second [editorial sobbing] … now that Mittens is out of the presidential race, Rush Limbaugh has to scrape together a new plan for life. Rather than just support John McCain, he intends to to raise cash for Hillary Clinton. Not because he likes her (please)! He wants her to get the nomination so that his party can find a cause to rally around. But that doesn’t mean he likes John McCain! He just wants the Republicans to win the election. But not John McCain! [Raw Story]


Hey Mitt Romney, Remember How Bob Dole Got To Win a Nominaton That Time?

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

President Bob Dole’s letter to Rush Limbaugh has pissed off shiny robot Mitt Romney, and this morning he responded in typical Mittens fashion on Fox & Friends by making fun of Dole. John McCain demands an apology! Ha ha, these fucking people. MORE »


Bob Dole Does Not Approve Of These Attacks

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

Bob Dole doesn't need this.Bob Dole, the kindly old gent who once ran for president and brought the nation the gift of erectile dysfunction, told Rush Limbaugh yesterday to quit bagging on John McCain. The 110-year-old former Senator took up quill and parchment and penned a stern rebuke. “I have not seen you in a long time but I do hear you frequently,” Dole’s letter begins. MORE »


Rush Limbaugh Saving World Today

Monday, February 4th, 2008

No, he actually is! He’s dedicating his entire show today towards John McCain being a gay liberal, who’s only good for the gay nomination in the Gay Party, because he votes for gay… spending… reform… things of that nature. Hey, he’d be a perfect fit for the Republican nomination!

Either way, we must praise Rush Limbaugh today, and only today: VOTE FOR MITTENS. TOMORROW. FOR THE THING. Please? [The Page]