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Posts Tagged ‘runner’s world’

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Sarah Palin Should Just Make Exercise DVDs

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

She had to run, run, run, run, run, take a drag or two ....Oh, there is more to the Runner’s World interview with Sarah Palin than a simple Q&A about the regrets of falling down on the jogging trail and the Secret Service keeping her vile secret. (Which, like everything uttered by Sarah Palin, is also a lie.) There’s a whole photo spread, with seven online pictures of Sarah lookin’ all perky and athletic and just cold mocking John McCain for being a crippled old man who can’t exercise at all: MORE »


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Sarah Palin Finally Reveals Shameful Secret About Tripping While Running This One Time

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Automatic disqualification for any VP candidateHere, take a break from Todd Purdum’s 98-million-word rehash of everything awful about Sarah Palin and cleanse your brain with this bizarre interview the Alaska governor did with Runner’s World! Did you know that Sarah Palin is so weirdly secretive about EVERYTHING that she made the Secret Service swear not to tell anybody about this one time she fell while jogging? MORE »