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Posts Tagged ‘runners’

Sinister Chalk Vandal Is Loose In DC Parks

Friday, February 8th, 2008

But what does it MEAN?A mysterious ninja-type figure was recently seen running along Rock Creek between Woodley Park and Montrose Park, throwing “an azure-colored granular material” on the ground. Sometimes there seemed to be a pattern to this ninja’s artful splatters as they formed “X”s and “O”s. Was this some urban form of crop circles? A summons to ancient Mayan gods? Anthrax? MORE »