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Posts Tagged ‘rumors’

McCain and A Telecom Bill

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

UmmmmIs McCain in bed with a telecom lobbyist? We mean that in a metaphorical sense, obviously - the man would need more Viagra than Bob Dole, even. That being said, the world is a-buzz with rumors that McCain maybe did a couple of favors for a girl lobbyist and his campaign is trying to strong-arm the NY Times into sitting on the story. The McCain camp is denying everything. But, having been a girl-lobbyist, Drudge’s story smelled possibly good enough to be true, so I did some digging and made some phone calls and I didn’t find a smoking gun but I do smell something maybe a little fishy, too.

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Blackwater Is For Our Children’s Future

Friday, October 26th, 2007

* John Edwards smash! [Wizbang Politics] MORE »


INTOLERANCE SHOCKER: Hillary Says She’s No Condi Rice

Friday, September 21st, 2007

While Hillary and Bill Clinton have a French-style marriage and often cavort around with famous homosexual people such as talk-show hosts, for the first time ever Hill has said it loud and proud: She’s not a lesbian. Clinton told the gay-obsessed mag The Advocate that she also doesn’t give a damn. MORE »


Selections From the Idaho ‘Statesman’ Larry Craig Piece That Amused Us For Various Reasons

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

Not gay, just loves a good handjob. - WonketteYes yes yes we read the long article about how Larry Craig fucked the dude in Union Station. Thing is, we knew this last year! Everyone did! But still, here are the funny bits: MORE »


Fidel Is Immortal

Monday, August 27th, 2007

So, Castro. Dead? He’s writing columns, apparently, but hey, the Family Circus still runs too. Anyway, no one knows if he’s alive or dead or what, though we’re leaning towards “alive.” Because did you know that Fidel Castro is the Highlander? It’s true! MORE »


Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Why is Ted Kennedy moving out of his Kalorama home? Seriously, we have no clue. SPECULATE WILDLY.


Karl Rove’s Gay Dad Made His Son Fall in Love With Jeff Gannon

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

NSFW btw - WonketteFormer manwhore turned journalist turned blogger Jeff Gannon’s sketchy old employers claim that Jeff Gannon will claim that Karl Rove is a gay homosexual who has sex with other gay homosexual men, just like his adoptive father, whose penis you can see on the internet if you’re into that sort of thing. MORE »


RUDY MYSPACE SHOCKER: IS THIS HIS NEW GAL PAL?

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

So remember how 2008 is going to be so different because of the YouTubes and the MySpaces? Turns out that’s maybe all true!

Our first candidate-mistress story backed by a MySpace page that could’ve been set up by literally anyone is here, and it comes complete with softcore half-naked pictures, Larry King and Donald Trump.

Meet Starr Shephard, after the jump.

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