Tag: rumors on the internets

Get Up In the Morning, Slaving For Bread, Sir

Secret Muslin Jew Barack Obama will host the first-ever White House passover seder. The Treasury will delay those toxic-asset "stress test" results to avoid "complicating" the stock market. "A decorated ex-cop who claimed he tested positive for cocaine because...

Stop Making Sense

When Obama was the nine-year-old boy-king of the Terrorists, in the 60s, he personally gave the order for Bill Ayers to nuke McCain's best friend's living room. 100% of the Maverick's dumb teevee commercials are negative. Only 1/3 of...

Political News That Is Not About Joe Biden

If John McCain were tortured, that would mean opening up a freezing, dark can of sexually humiliated and sleep-deprived worms. John McCain is the President of house pets. Howard Dean stress eats M&Ms at an airport Holiday Inn. Age-inflation...

A Fond Farewell

When The Other Puppy Drops

Warming Up

Natural Born Citizens

Thanks for the Explanation

Free Info Sesh!

A Cold Day in Wisconsin

An Endorsement Is Not a Vote