Tag Archives: rumors on the internets

 

An Endorsement Is Not a Vote

Hills isn’t that far ahead of Barry in the Lone Star State, a place that apparently isn’t as racist as we thought. [Real Clear Politics] Blowing up satellites is way more fun than fixing them. [Washington Note] Read more on An Endorsement Is Not a Vote…
 

Immunity for the Persecuted/Prosecuted

WALNUTS! and Mittens Unite! is a year-long, nationwide comedy tour, call your local ticketing agent to book. [The Swamp] Immunity week continues. Up next: Iraq contractors. [Think Progress] Hey everybody, look at the New York Times and their silly, dying medium! What’s wrong reporters, don’t have a high-power blogging job? Us neither. [Daily Intelligencer] Read more on Immunity for the Persecuted/Prosecuted…
 

Everybody Wiretap a Phone, It’s Open Season!

* John McCain enjoys being the candidate of oldness. [Jonathan Martin] * Giuliani back to asking for $100k speaking fees, even though his campaign proved 9/11 never happened. [Crooks and Liars] * Final Senate surveillance package offers telecom amnesty after all. If you see Glenn Greenwald on the street in the next few days, he might hurt you. [Glenn Greenwald] * Is John Edwards going to endorse Clinton as a partnership-in-losing type thing? [ABC News] * Rebate checks are in the mail! You know, the long-term mail that is delivered in May. [CNN] * If John McCain and Ms. South Carolina run together, they’ll still have no idea about Iraq and the economy, but together. [The Plank] Read more on Everybody Wiretap a Phone, It’s Open Season!…
 

President of America, King of Heaven

Turns out the campaign manager Clinton fired kind of needed to be fired a long time ago. [Real Clear Politics] The new Nuremburg trials are going to be way way better than the old ones. [Washington Note] Read more on President of America, King of Heaven…
 

If The Clintons Lose, There Will Be Nothing

John McCain and Barack Obama have massive leads in our triple-Siamese primary. When you attach DC to Maryland and Virginia, our dumb little city almost matters! Almost. [Real Clear Politics] The thing to remember about Democrats is that none of them can win unless they are named Clinton. Then all they do is win. So don’t vote for Obama. Then the Clintons won’t win. [James Wolcott] Read more on If The Clintons Lose, There Will Be Nothing…
 

Conference of Lies. Lies!

Everyone in America will die if Democrats are elected president. But, you know. That’s always been true. [Washington Note] Bill Clinton doesn’t want to be the story, but he’s probably going to do it anyway. [The Hill Blog] Read more on Conference of Lies. Lies!…
 

Mittens Will Always Keep Us Warm

Barry Hussein will have a good week this week — his horoscope says so. [Wizbang Politics] Hey, remember the Iraq war? Remember those benchmarks? Well, you’re pretty much the only one. [AMERICAblog] Read more on Mittens Will Always Keep Us Warm…
 

Super Snooze Day

If JFK was such a great president, why didn’t he do like a million more wonderful things before he got his brains blasted across the backseat of a convertible in Dallas, huh? [Interesting Times] Read more on Super Snooze Day…
 

She Could Go All The Way

Remember the surplus? Us neither! [Naked Politics] Oh yeah, we vaugely remember living through some kind of political crisis for the past eight fucking years. Way to miss the boat, dude. [The Hill] Read more on She Could Go All The Way…
 

Barry Moneybags

Barry Obama tricked the Clintons into attacking him because he knew what it would do for him in South Carolina. Right? [AMERICAblog] Is Mittens going to throw in the towel after his riveting performance in the Air Force One debate last night? Is he, is he? [Balloon Juice] Read more on Barry Moneybags…
 

Shamnetsy, But For Real This Time

Barry buys ad time in New York. How dare he! [Advertising Age] ALSO HE IS KENNEDY. He just is. [Ben Smith] Bush and Pelosi’s plan is a stimulus for a whole bunch of ballsack. [Balloon Juice] Read more on Shamnetsy, But For Real This Time…
 

Telling You For The Last Time

America to Bush: go home, please. [Carpetbagger Report] It took Mittens a long time to get around to saying it, but today he pointed out that WALNUTS! is a closet Democrat. [AMERICAblog] Read more on Telling You For The Last Time…
 

Every Good Thing Must Come to an End

We’re agreeing with Peggy Noonan more and more these days. [Firedoglake] Among people who aren’t going to win South Carolina, John Edwards isn’t behind as much as before. [Wizbang Politics] Oh, hey, they hate black people in the South. [Polarization] Read more on Every Good Thing Must Come to an End…
 

Being Black, Measuring Drapes and Other Disqualifiers

Apparently there’s at least one crazy thing Billary’s not saying about poor Barry Obama. [Opinionator] But maybe Billary’s tag team smackdown may turn someone somewhere in Barry’s favor. [Election Central] Someone is going to catch Bin Laden but Bush doesn’t know who. [Think Progress] Read more on Being Black, Measuring Drapes and Other Disqualifiers…
 

But the Real News is Heath Ledger

Barry Obama’s blackness will end all war. [The Page] But Newsweek says the war is over. [Think Progress] Is Barry’s massive lead as meaningless as last time? [Political Wire] The Fed is going to dump cheap money on us until we drown in it. [AMERICAblog] Read more on But the Real News is Heath Ledger…
 

Rudy Will Be President of Our Memories

Wait a minute, we thought it was impossible to use the intertubes to vote for anything except Hot or Not. [Wizbang Politics] America waterboards Canada into agreeing that the U.S. doesn’t torture. [Think Progress] Read more on Rudy Will Be President of Our Memories…
 

Living in Excess Isn’t Free

Dennis Kucinich will not be elected president of Texas anytime soon. [AMERICAblog] We won’t question your patriotism, but we will probably call you a racist. [Alarming News] Political professionals will make this primary take forever because they’re political professionals. [Ben Smith’s] Read more on Living in Excess Isn’t Free…
 

Ca-pill-tulation

Carl Bernstein, who knows a great deal about a great many things, thinks Hillary is being pretty gross. [Daily Intelligencer] Mitt is, “let’s face it… by far the best of the three current frontrunners.” [Alarming News] Read more on Ca-pill-tulation…
 

Overcompensating? Really?

Confirmed: Norman Podhoretz is retarded. [Think Progress] Hillary says women do have a tendency to blow things out of proportion. [Ben Smith’s Blog] OMG! Rep. Boehner made a joke about showing someone his middle finger! [Swamp Politics] Read more on Overcompensating? Really?…
 

Like a Beautiful Diamond, Iraq is Forever

Barrack Obama admits he’s a foreign. [Ben Smith] Mittens is a (not inaccurate but) total faker! [Balloon Juice] The wicked Ron Paul is dead! [The Plank] The decision to stay in Iraq forever or not is for one person and one person only. [TPMmuckraker] Read more on Like a Beautiful Diamond, Iraq is Forever…
 

Spread the Surge

The polls are unanimous which means nobody knows who’s going to win. [Captain’s Quarters] Nepal’s sherpas have picked their candidate. [Wizbang Politics] Look! Barry Obama really is a peacemaker! [The Page] Read more on Spread the Surge…
 

John McCain Is A Mexican

The only thing Hillary has going for her is tears, huh? [Wizbang Politics] Huck likes to call people up and share his opinions with them! [TPM] Here’s a whole bunch of silly things about Barack Obama that aren’t true, but did you know that he’s Kenyan? [Carpetbagger Report] Read more on John McCain Is A Mexican…