Tag Archives: rumors on the internets

 

The Neocons Were Right About At Least Two Things

Well look who hates double talk all of a sudden? Everybody. [The Stump] Nobody loved the gays more than Jesus… until Barry Obama, that is. [CNS News] Maybe all those things Richard Perle said about “the world” were right. [Newsweek] Read more on The Neocons Were Right About At Least Two Things…
 

Natural Born Citizens

What kind of president would Obama be if he never used the threat of terrorism to scare up votes? [Election Central] John McCain is really, really old. [The Corner] Obamaniacs can be really, really sensitive. [No More Mister Nice Blog] Read more on Natural Born Citizens…
 

The Sequel Is Like The Original, Only Better

Hillary Clinton knows how to break records also. [Ben Smith] Oh, but hey, she’s still going to quit on Friday. [Wizbang Politics] It’s been far too long since we’ve seen new pictures of naked Iraqi men being beaten and tortured by American soldiers. Thanks for addressing our needs, America! [Wired] Read more on The Sequel Is Like The Original, Only Better…
 

Thanks for the Explanation

You wouldn’t be a presidential candidate if you didn’t have lots of corporate lobbyist friends. [Firedoglake] WALNUTS! thinks highly of the FEC. [Talking Points Memo] Barack Obama likes to set records and then break them. [Political Wire] Read more on Thanks for the Explanation…
 

Free Info Sesh!

Looks who’s inevitable now! [Real Clear Politics] Seems like a handful of select executives directing all of your policy is bad practice after all. [Washington Note] Suggesting that men are sexist is sexist, and therefore anyone who talks about it is sexist, and this is why Hillary Clinton should be our next president so shut the fuck up. [James Wolcott] Read more on Free Info Sesh!…
 

A Cold Day in Wisconsin

Barry’s got the lead in Wisconsin, which means he might get to hold on to that state’s delegates until Hills steals them from him at the convention. [OpenLeft] WALNUTS! says this current evil is the most evil of all evil. [Firdoglake] Read more on A Cold Day in Wisconsin…
 

Not Quite a Wardrobe Malfunction, But Still Bad

Barry and Hills are tied in Texas, which means this primary could feasibly end sometime before we’re all dead of old age or election fatigue. [Real Clear Politics] Every time some region goes and decides it wants to be independent from some other country after a war and 10 years of international administration, people can’t just relax and let it happen. What’s the big deal, guys? [Washington Note] Read more on Not Quite a Wardrobe Malfunction, But Still Bad…
 

An Endorsement Is Not a Vote

Hills isn’t that far ahead of Barry in the Lone Star State, a place that apparently isn’t as racist as we thought. [Real Clear Politics] Blowing up satellites is way more fun than fixing them. [Washington Note] Read more on An Endorsement Is Not a Vote…
 

Immunity for the Persecuted/Prosecuted

WALNUTS! and Mittens Unite! is a year-long, nationwide comedy tour, call your local ticketing agent to book. [The Swamp] Immunity week continues. Up next: Iraq contractors. [Think Progress] Hey everybody, look at the New York Times and their silly, dying medium! What’s wrong reporters, don’t have a high-power blogging job? Us neither. [Daily Intelligencer] Read more on Immunity for the Persecuted/Prosecuted…
 

Everybody Wiretap a Phone, It’s Open Season!

* John McCain enjoys being the candidate of oldness. [Jonathan Martin] * Giuliani back to asking for $100k speaking fees, even though his campaign proved 9/11 never happened. [Crooks and Liars] * Final Senate surveillance package offers telecom amnesty after all. If you see Glenn Greenwald on the street in the next few days, he might hurt you. [Glenn Greenwald] * Is John Edwards going to endorse Clinton as a partnership-in-losing type thing? [ABC News] * Rebate checks are in the mail! You know, the long-term mail that is delivered in May. [CNN] * If John McCain and Ms. South Carolina run together, they’ll still have no idea about Iraq and the economy, but together. [The Plank] Read more on Everybody Wiretap a Phone, It’s Open Season!…
 

President of America, King of Heaven

Turns out the campaign manager Clinton fired kind of needed to be fired a long time ago. [Real Clear Politics] The new Nuremburg trials are going to be way way better than the old ones. [Washington Note] Read more on President of America, King of Heaven…
 

If The Clintons Lose, There Will Be Nothing

John McCain and Barack Obama have massive leads in our triple-Siamese primary. When you attach DC to Maryland and Virginia, our dumb little city almost matters! Almost. [Real Clear Politics] The thing to remember about Democrats is that none of them can win unless they are named Clinton. Then all they do is win. So don’t vote for Obama. Then the Clintons won’t win. [James Wolcott] Read more on If The Clintons Lose, There Will Be Nothing…
 

Conference of Lies. Lies!

Everyone in America will die if Democrats are elected president. But, you know. That’s always been true. [Washington Note] Bill Clinton doesn’t want to be the story, but he’s probably going to do it anyway. [The Hill Blog] Read more on Conference of Lies. Lies!…
 

Mittens Will Always Keep Us Warm

Barry Hussein will have a good week this week — his horoscope says so. [Wizbang Politics] Hey, remember the Iraq war? Remember those benchmarks? Well, you’re pretty much the only one. [AMERICAblog] Read more on Mittens Will Always Keep Us Warm…
 

Super Snooze Day

If JFK was such a great president, why didn’t he do like a million more wonderful things before he got his brains blasted across the backseat of a convertible in Dallas, huh? [Interesting Times] Read more on Super Snooze Day…
 

She Could Go All The Way

Remember the surplus? Us neither! [Naked Politics] Oh yeah, we vaugely remember living through some kind of political crisis for the past eight fucking years. Way to miss the boat, dude. [The Hill] Read more on She Could Go All The Way…