rumors on the internets
Abomination of Nature Liz Cheney Wants To Be In The Senate, Of Course
Just as you people finish mourning the death of one hateful twat, we show up to tell you about the possible resurrection of another. We are speaking of diseased lizard scrotum Elizabeth Cheney, who is remarkably only the second-most unhinged dipshit to ever get near her mother’s vagina (assuming her conception was natural and ol’ [...]
Drudge Sirens: Gen. David Petraeus Resigns CIA Due To Spying … Between The Sheets
CIA Director David Petraeus has submitted his resignation, admitting that he’d had an extramarital affair and had exercised “extremely poor judgement.” Petraeus is likely to be replaced on an interim basis by deputy CIA director Mike Morrell, according to Administration sources eager to reassure Americans that the CIA will continue to send killer robots to [...]
Teabaggers Embrace Silly Bandz Terrorism
Gay Republicans are SO BRAVE AND COURAGEOUS for openly acknowledging the fact that gays can ONLY breed society-destroying criminals and welfare queens. [Gay Patriot] Silly-Bandz whore Justin Bieber played a domestic terrorist on one of those CSI shows. Why does TV want to poison our impressionable tweens against patriotic terrorism? [Breitbart] No one trusts the [...]
Hey Here’s A Bunch Of Links About Massachusetts!
Aww, Michael Steele and his minions weren’t allowed to do stuff in Massachusetts. So Michael Steele is just pretending that he is a secret agent pulling the strings behind closed doors. This should keep him distracted for another few hours. [Politico] HEY, HARVARD COMMIES: If you go to vote for the robot lady, but Scott [...]
Get Up In the Morning, Slaving For Bread, Sir
Secret Muslin Jew Barack Obama will host the first-ever White House passover seder. [WSJ] The Treasury will delay those toxic-asset “stress test” results to avoid “complicating” the stock market. [Reuters] “A decorated ex-cop who claimed he tested positive for cocaine because he ingested the drug during oral sex with his girlfriend can’t have his job [...]
Stop Making Sense
When Obama was the nine-year-old boy-king of the Terrorists, in the 60s, he personally gave the order for Bill Ayers to nuke McCain’s best friend’s living room. [Top of the Ticket] 100% of the Maverick’s dumb teevee commercials are negative. Only 1/3 of Obama’s are negative. [Marc Ambinder] Palin rambles off all the prepositions she [...]
A Fond Farewell
When The Other Puppy Drops
Not-Change You Can Believe In
Warming Up
The Neocons Were Right About At Least Two Things
Natural Born Citizens
The Sequel Is Like The Original, Only Better
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