Wonkette

• Asia is a new country that will soon make Mitt Romney its first-ever president. [Wizbang Politics]
• Obama going negative is like the leaves changing, or the cherry blossoms blooming in springtime. [AMERICAblog]
• Rupert Murdoch takes a shot at Clinton. [Politico]
• Mike Bloomberg has ads! ADS! [Hot Air]
• Two assholes united by singularity of purpose. [Michelle Malkin]
• John Edwards may file for unemployment. [Fresh Intelligence]
• A play on words that would make Shakespeare proud. [Redstate]

* Miss Iowa likes that head of hair. [Political Radar]
* There’s nothing more appalling than impeachment as political theater. [Michelle Malkin]
* The Democrats do believe in torture, they just think it should be used by them on the people who sent them to Congress to stop the slide into insanity by not refusing to change course out of fear of the political implications of taking a stand on any given issue until they have expanded majorities and a woman in the White House. Between these two options, we choose to be waterboarded, thanks. [Andrew Sullivan]
* What is that irresistible rhythmic thwapping sound? Why, it’s the sound of millions of conservative blowhards fiercely masturbating. [Redstate]
* James Dobson no endorse. James Dobson only smash! [WorldNet Daily]
* Next time Diane Feinstein runs for re-election, maybe vote for someone else. [Left Coaster]

* Things Mitt Romney also may not think are murder: peanut butter and jelly, basketball, fishing. [ElectionCentral]
* The Iraqi police force is rife with “violent extremists,” making them at least as effective as the LAPD. [The Blotter]
* It’s not the lying or incompetence or the inability to complete a sentence — it’s the goddamned Mexicans the GOP can’t stand. [MoJo]
* Tony Blair is going to spend his retirement beating his wife, an expression of masculinity and control that she herself desires. She’s French. [Passport]
* Indictment isn’t that big a deal. Just look what it did for Tom DeLay. [HuffPo]