The Giuliani campaign wants you to know it wasn’t really appropriate to e-mail everybody a copy of that weird Salt Lake Tribune story about the Ancient Mystical Prophecy regarding the Mormon on a (metaphorical) White Horse who would, in the End Times when the Constitution was hanging by a (literal) thread, become president and save the USA. The end. MORE »

Opera-loving Manhattan abortionist Rudy Giuliani has some liabilities on the campaign trail, according to Matt Taibbi’s loving profile: MORE »

•Talk about the law of unintended consequences! If it weren’t for the protestors, no one would have any idea that people are still producing The Vagina Monologues. [Washington Post]
•Take an English word that refers to any commonplace item, translate it into Spanish, and voila: awesome indie-rock band name. [Pygmalion In A Blanket]
•At long last, some grammar lessons we can get behind. [Craigslist]
•Uhm…look. I don’t care what the polls say. I ain’t gonna cuddle with him. [Washington Post]

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