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Which Kings And Queens Is Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown A Secret Agent For?

Here was an odd little brag from the People’s Senator, the fanny for the common man, the rootin’-est, tootin’-est Playgirl model to ever bare his treasure trail in the US Congress: “Each and every day that I’ve been a United States senator, I’ve been discussing issues, meeting on issues, in secret meetings with kings and queens and prime ministers and business leaders and military leaders, talking, voting, working on issues every single day.” And that prompts the terribly important questions of who are these kings and queens with whom Sen. Brown is having these secret meetings, what have they promised him in exchange for being their mole on the Armed Services and Homeland Security committees, and last but certainly most important: DOES HE BOW? Read more on Which Kings And Queens Is Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown A Secret Agent For?…
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Elizabeth Windsor Returns To Scene Of Her 9/11 Crimes

Nobody educated denies that the 9/11 attacks were planned at the highest levels at Buckingham Palace. It’s well-known that the Teutonic clan that has run the once-great British nation ever since the bloodless coup of the “Hanoverian Succession” (with the Aryan bloodline reinforced by Queen Victoria’s marriage to a Germanic princeling) will stop at nothing to crush all enemies in its path, and if that means perpetrating murder and mayhem in a great city of a supposed ally, then so be it. The results — Western influence reinforced in former British colony Iraq, and Britain’s greatest defeat avenged in Afghanistan — no doubt caused sinister cackling throughout the whole rotten Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg dynasty. But who would have thought that Elizabeth Windsor, the head of this pack of murderers, would have the nerve to show up at Ground Zero, to gloat? Read more on Elizabeth Windsor Returns To Scene Of Her 9/11 Crimes…
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Posh-Ponce David Cameron Performed For Queen As Rabbit-Goblin

David Cameron is just like us! He dressed like a forest animal for a school play … along with Prince Edward. And that’s how Young Davey first met his royal highness and actual cousin, Queen Elizabeth II. (Posh Davey is the illegitimate-royal great-great-great-great-great grandchild of King William IV, while Cameron’s wife is the direct descendant of one of Charles II’s royal whores, Nell Gwyn. England is funny.) Read more on Posh-Ponce David Cameron Performed For Queen As Rabbit-Goblin…
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Wacky Gay Prince Prophecies End Of Earth, To The Month

An actual 21st-century human whose purpose in life is to slum around masturbating in the Royal Forest every day until his mother dies and he becomes “King of England,” after which his purpose in life will be to slum around masturbating in the Royal Forest every day, may never reacheth this apex of Masturbator-King of England — by his own divinations! Britannia’s beloved nut-child recently tooketh out his Golden TI-86 Calculator, entered Functions, and anatomized the percolations of his Arithmetick, only to ascertain — as orated by Royal Edict last e’en — “that we have just 96 months left to save the world.” Ball’s in your court, Gore. [Independent] Read more on Wacky Gay Prince Prophecies End Of Earth, To The Month…
 

Rose Kennedy Schlossberg: Classier Drinker Than John Frist, Most of Own Family

Just because it’s been a while (there just haven’t been any good ones!), here’s Rose Kennedy Schlossberg, granddaughter of JFK, Harvard class of ’10, in a picture from her Facebook gallery: Now we have no proof that there’s anything illicit going on here (water pipes are for tobacco, as we all know, and Ms. Schlossberg recently turned 18). Just as we have no proof that, in the picture after the jump, the lovely young lady is not simply holding a bottle of what could easily be juice. And with her family history, we kind of hope it is. Update: It does appear to be a legitimate hookah — and yeah, that means probably tobacco. The other stuff gums up the works. Still more proof that the second picture depicts young Rose proudly and legally imbibing unfermented grape juice, possibly Welch’s. Read more on Rose Kennedy Schlossberg: Classier Drinker Than John Frist, Most of Own Family…
 

Rumors on the Internets: 1989 Was Fairly Sexy in Retrospect

* American men are finding it more difficult to get laid in St. Petersburg. [Power Line] * Royal families only permitted to hawk fad diets/marry their mistresses/dress like Nazis. [AMERICAblog] * Nobody makes us mock our own president. Nobody. [The Jawa Report] * For the last time: Israel. Doesn’t. Lobby. [The Volokh Conspiracy] * Debt, lies, untamable balls of fire. Foreign policy is getting a little too predictable. [Informed Comment] Read more on Rumors on the Internets: 1989 Was Fairly Sexy in Retrospect…