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MSNBC has stalled in negotiations to give Rosie O’Donnell a primetime show on their teevees. Says Rosie on her modernist poetry website, “well what can u do/2day there is no deal/poof/my career as a pundit is over/ b4 it began.” good thing 4 amerkan public/ no more of her/ heinous/ self on national television/ networks. [NYT]

Rosie O’Donnell confessed to the crowd at the New York Comedy Festival Tuesday night that former president Bill Clinton once made her cry. According to Page Six, Clinton sent O’Donnell a note and his phone number after the comedian slammed him during a standup performance five years ago. “He disgusts me,” O’Donnell recalled saying during the performance. “I’m not supposed to say this because I’m a good Democrat, but I didn’t want to [talk] to him because he lied to me when he said, ‘I did not have sexual relations with that woman,’ and then put the scarlet-letter [bleep]-job on her for the rest of her life . . . I still hate you!” Well, when Rosie called the number, guess who answered? MORE »

The New York Times reported today that MSNBC is in talks to give a primetime show to Rosie O’Donnell, whose previous credits include a 9-month stint on ABC’s The View, where she kept having vagina fits with co-host Elizabeth Hasselbeck, an ardent and enthusiastic warmonger. Also, Tucker Carlson might get dumped for shitty ratings. MORE »