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Let’s Point And Laugh At Dumb Jim Carrey Twitter-Ranting About Vaccines

California finally passed its vaccine bill, removing most religious and personal belief exemptions for vaccination in public schools (almost as if contagious diseases really don’t care if you don’t “believe” in them). Yay for California! But oh no, what is that sound off in the distance? It sounds like a slow leaking fart bursting through a pair of flannel stretch pants. In Canadian! Read more on Let’s Point And Laugh At Dumb Jim Carrey Twitter-Ranting About Vaccines…
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You’re Going To Be So Drunk By The End Of All The State Of The Union Responses

Did you already check out our handy guide to what time and where the State of the Union is on and what you should drink? Were you feeling like you could probably manage those rules for an hour or two days or however long it is that Barack is going to talk at you? Well, you are a damn fool for thinking you would get out of the SOTU jungle alive, because there are going to be so many prebuttals and rebuttals and sur-rebuttals that you will be doing shots until the break of dawn. Sorry about your liver! Blame the GOP. As we write this, there are no fewer than four separate responses planned. FOUR. Plus at least one by a non-Republican, unless Roseanne Barr has gotten even weirder lately. Read more on You’re Going To Be So Drunk By The End Of All The State Of The Union Responses…
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Another Teevee Comedian Who Is Not Donald Trump Running For President

Comedy lady Roseanne Barr announced that she is running for president, because if Sarah Palin can hint for months on end that she is running for president in order to promote her various personal projects for profit, then so can a comedian who shills macadamia nuts on her teevee show. Good a reason as any, we guess. Read more on Another Teevee Comedian Who Is Not Donald Trump Running For President…
 

Roseanne Barr Sends Thoughts, Finally

Al Gore’s endorsement may or may not ever happen. The Iraq War may go on forever. The economy is broken. However, Roseanne Barr wrote something about Barack Obama today: How will Obama handle his Jewish problem? He has to pander to the pro Zionist Jews of America and at the same time talk about dismantling support for Israel in order to appeal to his “progressive” followers. How he handles this one is very telling about his “judgment”. He just refused to condemn Israel for ghettoizing the Palestinians. Who is he really? Yes, Roseanne Arnold. We know that he’s a Muslim. We’re not stupid. [HuffPo] Read more on Roseanne Barr Sends Thoughts, Finally…
 

Roseanne Barr Slams Chauvinist Conservative Oprah

Famous television star and overweight comedian Roseanne Barr launched a tirade on her BLOG (haha!) this week against Obama staffer Oprah Winfrey. Among other things, she called Oprah a “closeted republican,” then she made a sandwich because she’s fat, then she continued making fun of Oprah. Read more on Roseanne Barr Slams Chauvinist Conservative Oprah…